Ava Dash

So I wasn't turned gay by anybody.

Yeah, I'm just attracted to who I'm attracted to.

Yeah, I actually think that might be a bit homophobic of people to think that you have to be turned.

Not you, you're asking a question.

Who wrote them?

Did you write?

Yeah, every week.

I come home... No, I think that's a green flag.

And ironing.

It gets you going.

That makes it a bit better.

You do that on Saturday evening?

Why not Sunday?

Because he's got to get in his bed when he comes back from the night out.

You get your period today, right?

You need to, like, keep adjusting your period within the app so that the ovulation adjusts with your period.

The five days before the circle date, it's a little bit of a warning.

You have two days, but the circle date is, like, the day.

Because you can only get pregnant for 12 hours out of every month.

We fucked after the statement statement, but we'd been like, I was still doing the wrong thing, but I was like, oh, if I'm not DNV, then, like, I'm not committing a crime.