Ayamé Ponder

Like, oh, I'm about to put this fucking Victoria sponge in the oven, but fuck you all.

oh yeah the friends you made along the way yeah that's the best part well there's one woman that won she's she's a hijabi i've forgotten her name i know her and she's a big fuck off fuck off now she's huge really like like as a as a success successfully successfully she has really made it i love that season too i am obsessed with that show every time the new season comes out i'm like tuned in bitch do you have master chef

That one guy that's like.

My potatoes.

Yeah, he's like, my potatoes.

Why would you do that?

It's like, how can we make this more insane?

if I was like a proper cook chef and they said welcome to set today you're going to be cooking but you're on in an igloo yeah but there are live alligators good luck yeah enjoy I'd say goodbye like have you seen have you watched Chopped

No.

I don't really watch cooking things.

and they're literally like time yeah and they're literally and they're trying to cook everything like make something girl see that would be yeah no i could not do cook i don't cook me i don't cook and i don't watch cooking shows really yeah to be honest mine is only the great british bake-off i don't think that counts because it's baking yeah no well i love it do you watch is it cake i have never watched it but i do know what it is it's it's just you get to like the fourth episode and you're like yeah it's cake

Like, is it cake?

I cook.

But you're a woman.

You better go to hell.

Go straight to hell.

Your man cooks for you?

Burn.

Burn in hell is what they say.

He loves cooking.