Ayamé Ponder

It really, it really pisses me off.

And it's a million likes.

Yeah.

And it's like, Oh God, he's such a real, why so lucky?

I don't believe it.

Because you wash the fuck up.

What?

It really, anyway.

and you're still not married which is totally fine if that's what you want if that's what you want but if it's not and he's saying oh i just don't believe in marriage because shut the fuck up get out of my face i'm like congrats um tell that to the next bitch bye yeah you know what i mean like that's why i'm like but it makes me so sad for women i know it's all right good thing they have us so charming and beautiful yeah i am charming and beautiful

Sorry, my stomach's rumbling.

I'm going to think about this one because I really want it to be a serious one.

Me going back onto drugs.

No.

No, I do want it to be... Okay.

Americans going over to the UK practice...

practice hiding your accent yeah because immediately we hate you yeah and i'm sorry it doesn't matter what you look like yeah we hate you yeah practice doing a british accent practice but like a good one not like an american british not like dig van dyke every time i see british people they're like what's the worst british accent you've ever seen portrayed in film and they're like every single one of them said dig van dyke well his isn't the worst i think you know peter dinklage in game of thrones it's fucking shit

but i love him i love him i love him down yeah but no that was shit yeah um but there's nothing worse than a bad british accent just like there's nothing worse than a bad anyone trying to do an accent that's not their own and you're like what the fuck was that i was gonna say do you hate that when americans like they're like wait a second and they start talking to you in a british accent

what in in a bridge yeah like when you just tried to do it when i first came well when you sat down and we opened the show and i did that yeah that was specifically because i know you hate it yeah okay fine yeah okay so just making me feel comfortable oh it's just a silly bitty move yeah that's fine yeah no i i hate it um no don't suppress your accent just don't expect things to be big

yeah yeah most our penises our food size our food size our people food size is huge it is fuck me it is big fuck me period honestly also anyway no okay that's that's what i would say for going to the uk other than that for brits coming here brits coming here any advice don't

Yeah, I don't think there's any good advice.