Bald Bryan

I know they had some injuries, but it still is hard to figure that in the college game, when you have that much more talent at two wide receiver spots, two first-round draft picks, not to mention the first-round draft pick to be at quarterback, slinging them the ball, that that wouldn't win out over the course of 60 minutes is hard to believe.

Or what is it that's so bad?

Soon we will have a playoff, and even sooner we will have a tailgate party at maybe one of these USC football games.

You know, the interesting thing, quickly, on a serious sports note, not grave note, but an observation, isn't it strange?

Not really good.

No.

You would not call any of those guys really great QBs in the NFL.

It's amazing.

Mark Sanchez stinks.

Carson Palmer.

I suppose so, but yes, all this is covered on this week's edition of the Shame Report.

I encourage you, nay demand, that you go and check that out at NFL.com slash Sheck.

Next, another issue, Ace, that you brought up to me.

Clippers thing that we talked about, asking Clippers what a Clipper is.

I was in Buffalo this weekend, and let me say this to you.

I went out there.

My call time, 9 a.m.

I go out there.

A couple hours later, I go over there.

You can smell the meats grilling up.