Bald Bryan

You're kind of an old school fellow when it comes to football.

Although you do have novel ideas like your goal post idea.

Yeah, my insane idea.

What did you make of the Shiano business?

The head coach of Tampa Bay at the end of the game, down seven points for the Buccaneers.

They play half speed, both sides, because everybody knows this is just a ceremony of sorts to end the game.

But the Buccaneers, instead, they went after the ball.

Oh, big kerfuffle about it.

million times already that's how you catch the team by surprise i don't think he'll ever be able to do it again on bachelor pad when nick won he didn't share the money with rachel and everyone's like oh he's a sociopath he's crazy but it's like hello that's the point to win the money he outsmarted them it's legal i know you're going for a joke but i would be with you i watch bachelor and bachelorette faithfully bachelor pad i get a little nauseated though it's too much did you watch it till the end though no i couldn't you know why you know what happened

And this is sincere.

I'm not trying to be cool and justifying, rationalizing why I watch The Bachelor.

But I really do.

Where's the sports?

Yeah, that's great.

I want to make sure you're here for the right reason.

They go to the father.

The father's always playing tough.

He's playing hardball for 90 seconds and he's like, you know what?

I give you my blessing, person I just met.

You're welcome to marry my daughter.