Barbara Ballbanger

And welcome back to WSHIT's Cupid's Corner.

It's 11.37 p.m.

on the studio clock here on a chilly, rainy Saturday crabapple evening.

I'm your host, Barbara Ballbanger, the fourth sister wife of Pastor Bill Ballbanger.

I'm here along with my co-host, Crabapple's number one marriage and sex therapist, Dr. Judy Schlitznitz.

Every Saturday, we take listener questions, read your emails, and give advice on your relationship concerns.

Let's review an email we just got here in the studio.

This listener is calling herself Chastity.

Chastity asks, Dear Dr. Schlitznitz, I've been in a relationship, a serious relationship, for the last four years with my boyfriend.

However, last week, I uncovered some concerning text messages on his phone and discovered he was having coital relationships with both my mother and my grandfather.

Very concerning, Chastity.

And while I certainly have my own thoughts on this, let's turn to the expert, Dr. Schlitznitz.

Any advice for Chastity in what must be a very confusing and painful time for her?

Well, that's certainly one way to look at it.

In our family, we have a saying, if you kissed her, invite her to be your sister.

Make lemons out of lemonade, Chastity.

Okay, we'll be back with more Cupid's Corner after this commercial break.

I've reviewed the decree.

It's correct.

I'm signing it now.