Chapter 1: What is the premise of 'Seeking Sister Wives'?
And welcome back to WSHIT's Cupid's Corner. It's 11.37 p.m. on the studio clock here on a chilly, rainy Saturday crabapple evening. I'm your host, Barbara Ballbanger, the fourth sister wife of Pastor Bill Ballbanger. I'm here along with my co-host, Crabapple's number one marriage and sex therapist, Dr. Judy Schlitznitz.
Every Saturday, we take listener questions, read your emails, and give advice on your relationship concerns. Let's review an email we just got here in the studio. This listener is calling herself Chastity. Chastity asks, Very concerning, Chastity. And while I certainly have my own thoughts on this, let's turn to the expert, Dr. Schlitznitz.
Any advice for chastity in what must be a very confusing and painful time for her?
You find yourself over in the corner crying because of a man don't love you anymore. Maybe because he's already got some love somewhere else. And you just crying over a man. Well, there's thousands of fishes in the pool.
Chapter 2: How do Merrick and Danielle justify their plural lifestyle?
Well, you can find one that will do everything you want to do. But he ain't gonna cheat on you and give you all the things that you want. You just gotta learn how to get some things for yourself. Bye.
Well, that's certainly one way to look at it. In our family, we have a saying. If you kissed her, invite her to be your sister. Make lemons out of lemonade, Chastity. Okay, we'll be back with more Cupid's Corner after this commercial break.
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At number six, you have the inability to bond with anybody. That's what Merrick said yesterday.
I love the notion that your body could tell the difference between a different penis. Like, uh-oh. Yeah, this one's new. This one's not the same.
Well, it can tell because there's new DNA. Oh, that's right. Getting injected into your chromatozoa. Your spermatozoa into your chromatozoa. Yes.
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Chapter 3: What advice does Dr. Judy Schlitznitz give to listeners?
Chromatozoa. Yeah. Hey, Dick, bone's connected to you.
Pussy bone.
There you go.
Yeah.
OK, so he said some really dumb shit, but he just topped it this last episode by claiming that at five guys, a woman then no longer has the ability to bond with another man because she's all full up on jizz. That's right. It can't accept anymore.
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Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the current co-host of the commercial break, Tina. Best to you, Tina.
Best to you, Brian.
And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Fear not. Chrissy will be back at some point. She is on a little break to do Mempho, as she does every year. So if you listen to the commercial break, you know this time comes around. We just did not record enough episodes to cover that gap. And so we're hoping that she's having a great time at Mempho.
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Chapter 4: What controversial claims did Garrick make about women and bonding?
You know, we're on a hot streak. Let's keep it going. Memphofest.com is where you can buy tickets if you're in the Memphis area this weekend and you want to see Widespread Panic and Tyler Childers and a bunch of other great artists are playing. It's three days of music, food, and fun. As they say, Memphofest.com. M-E-M-P-H-O-Fest.com. Tell Chrissy we said hello. Okay.
So, over the last couple of days, we've really covered a lot of ground. But one of the things we talked about that I just thought might be interesting to the audience, I think we have done, Chrissy and I did this a number of years ago when Seeking Sister Wives first came out. We reviewed what has got to be the dumbest... Dumbest, dumbest human being that's ever walked the face of the earth.
Garrick, I think Merrick is his last name. I think it's Garrick Merrick.
No way.
I think it is.
That's worse than William Williams.
I think it's Garrick Merrick. Let me just check this. Oh, that's rich. Garrick Mirfield. I'm sorry. It's Garrick Mirfield. But we can call him Garrick Merrick, right? I only wish his name was Garrick. Garak Merrifield. Oh, his Instagram is private. Fuck that, Garak. Come on. Anyway, Garak is one of the couples who has survived the entire six seasons of Seeking Sister Wives. That's a lot of S's.
Because they are constantly on the hunt for a new wife. There is another couple. Well, I wouldn't even say a couple. There's four of them. There's three wives and one man.
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Chapter 5: How does the show depict the dynamics between the sister wives?
They seem to be relatively stable, though they're always looking for a new wife. They've had a couple that have come in and out, too. But the three, the four of them, that core seems to stick together. That polycule. Polycule. I like that. They seem to stay together. Everybody else is fresh and new this season except for Merrick and his wife.
The Mirfields, again, are some of the dumbest motherfuckers on Earth. Some of the stuff they've said on this television show is really quite unbelievable that any human being would believe this. But we reviewed yesterday where it comes from. It really comes from a place of not doing any homework, having no... Anti-science. Anti-science.
That's right.
Red pilling themselves to death and believing that the DNA that comes from spermatozoa inside of a woman's vagina then transmutes into the DNA of the woman. And she carries around that DNA for the rest of her life.
A new DNA.
A new DNA has been born.
And one less relationship or bonding experience that she can now have.
Your body clock has a five.
Yeah.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of having children in a plural marriage?
Like, uh-oh. Yeah, this one's new. This one's not the same.
Well, it can tell because there's new DNA. Oh, that's right. Getting injected into your chromatozoa. Your spermatozoa into your chromatozoa. Yes. You take bones connected to you. There you go. Okay.
So he said some really dumb shit, but he just topped it this last episode by claiming that at five guys, a woman then no longer has the ability to bond with another man because she's all full up on jizz.
That's right.
It can't accept anymore. And if you think I'm joking, I am not. Should I play the clip just in case you didn't hear it? Please. Okay. Because it's too dumb not to repeat. Okay.
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts critique Garrick's beliefs and actions?
Listen to him. He's talking about a new girl they've met, a new Brazilian, of course, and how they kind of came together. Oh, sorry. Do I have it on? Volume? Volume. Wait. Why isn't it playing? This happens. Someone has my Bluetooth on.
The real gods. Yeah.
Brian's watch. No, what? In the good geez-ba-deez. Did TLC already ban it from my phone? They probably did. Let's see here. Oh, there it is.
Serious question. You and her, me and her. Especially because I knew she had a passing. She had some men treat her really bad. I mean, they found that after running around five men that they just can't, like...
every woman has like five different partners the chances of her bonding or even having a lasting relationship drops like crazy amount like just percentage wise like it's just the sperm being inside of her it's the sperm being inside of her like it just hangs out for life I kind of want to know, but I don't want to know exactly what that guy's podcast library looks like.
He must be listening to some of the craziest of the crazies.
That or, like, just his search history.
His search, yeah.
Or his chat GPT. A reason to get arrested.
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Chapter 8: What future plans do Merrick and Danielle discuss regarding their family?
We started dating when I was 18.
Does he not look like he fell off a turnip truck?
Yep.
He looks like his cousin is his cousin and his dad.
And we got married when I was 19. We're Christians, and we decided two years ago that God wanted us to live a plural lifestyle.
Are they good? No, you decided you were sick of having sex with your wife. God doesn't care. God doesn't give a shit if you have extra wives or not. And I love how he just casually throws in, we're Christians. No, you're not the regular kind of Christians. I believe in Christ, the Savior. You are a different kind of Christian.
Tell us what that religion is so we can all understand where you're getting this hokey pokey bullshit from.
We don't come from a polygamist background, but we believe in the Bible and multiple people in there had multiple wives. And I thought, gee, the people in there are godly people.
And I thought, gee, all those dudes from 2,000 years ago were getting their dick wet all over. And I thought, well, if I can't close my mouth all the way, then I might as well have an extra wife. Yeah. It's such a mouth breather.
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