Ben Kissel

That little gnome is trying to warn us of something.

Oh, man.

Eastern Airlines hated these stories, though.

When they started circulating, they privately warned employees that if they were caught spreading ghost stories, they'd be fired.

They publicly denied that these flights were haunted, which is objectively hilarious press conference to have to hold.

One nice thing about having two horrific plane crashes is that the victims don't appear to be causing any trouble in the afterlife.

Other than the two pilots that are messing with people aboard the other aircraft.

Everyone's minding their P's and Q's and not haunting the Florida Everglades.

That's not the case, however, for Edgar J. Watson.

Ed Watson was known as the Everglades killer.

How do you think he got that name?

Nowadays, this ghost haunts the area, particularly near a convenience store.

How convenient.

Which is ironically pretty inconvenient for shoppers.

Because it's in the middle of the Everglades.

Actually, if you need something, though, it's probably as convenient as I'm thinking about it.

Mm-hmm.

Well, let's start Ed Watson's story from the beginning.

On the first day there was light.

Tone!