Episode 665: Florida Files - Pain in the Everglades
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What themes are introduced in the opening of the podcast?
There's no place to escape to. This is the last podcast. On the left.
That's when the cannibalism started.
Lord, Lord, Lord.
Oh, my Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord. Lord, Lord. Lord, I just want to say today, give us the strength to podcast. Oh, Lord, please give us your blessings today, Lord. Try to make podcasting easier. Try to make podcasting more funny, more fulfilling, Lord. Fill it all. Fill it with sounds, Lord. Fill it with ads, Lord. Oh, Lord, please do our sell-through rate on this here episode, Lord. Please give us our sell-through rate, Lord.
Ooh, I feel the retention rates going high.
Oh, Lord. Oh, it'd be sticky enough for them, Lord. Oh, pray, Lord. Pray, Lord, we keep them to the final quadrant, Lord.
Man, I wish I could play a big old organ right now. Yeah. Welcome to the last podcast on the left, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Marcus Parks.
I'm here with God's right hand man, Henry Zabrowski. But I'm going to stab him in the back for a piece of silver. Yes, I am revealed to be Judas. Ah, yes, I tricked God. I act like I'd be his best friend, and I took the fish, and then I fucking sold him to the Italians. You had the balls, you'd stab him in the front. Honestly, I'll tell you what, I never even believed that Jesus was the Son of God. I just thought he was full of fucking shit.
If you look at the cross, if they took him off, he was.
Yep. And the man who is in charge today, it's Ed Larson.
Lord, protect Ed Larson. Lord, let Ed Larson's last episode be successful and be comparable to his other very successful episodes, Lord.
I got a good feeling about this one. Because today, we're talking about pain. Good! In the Everglades. Oh! Yes. I got a cramp. What happened to you? Jesus! Immediately? I got a cramp.
You got a cramp?
Where?
Your whole body? No. Give me a sec. Is it water? It's about to. It's a cramp. You winded from your spirit? Is this God attacking you? No, my body's tired. My body is tired.
Yeah.
I like that scene in The Distinguished Gentleman where the man says he has a cramp, then he has a heart attack and dies. Sip, ma'am! Sip, ma'am! Did you fart?
Marm. M-A-R-M. Back to our regular scheduled programming. Yes, there's pain in the studio, and there's pain in the Everglades. Today, we're going down south, baby. I hope you're ready. Have you guys ever been to the Everglades? No. No. It's crazy to me. You would love it, actually. Yeah, you think so? It's like the only thing that I think you would like about South Florida.
Okay, yeah, yeah, all right. Is it just because it's beautiful? It is gorgeous. All right. I'm a big nature guy.
There's lots of, you know, it's great. The Miccosukee tribe is very cool down there.
Sure.
There's lots of great airboat rides you can go on. It's a beautiful time. The sunset's probably the best in the world comparable.
I'm extremely frightened of it. Oh, you should be. And I mostly have been in Miami. Yes. But... That's largely concrete in Medeiros. I went to the Everglades with your sister, you fucker. What? You know, you went and went out? Because you were there at the time for the Super Bowl.
Yes, yeah, we went during the Super Bowl. I got this shirt, and we went airboat riding. It was a lot of fun in Everglades National Park. But you lived. I lived very well because I didn't get off the fucking boat. So what if I told you that there was a place where alligators and crocodiles coexisted in peace? I'd say nice cope, you fucking, you cuck. I thought you'd probably say something to the effect of, I didn't realize that they couldn't coexist in the first place.
I didn't realize that they couldn't coexist in the first place.
I actually had no idea. Well, they can't. They're basically the Crips and the Bloods, okay? Remember the 1992 Watts Truce? I do. Where the red and blue, they came together to stop the violence after the L.A. riots? Yeah, they had sent me in to negotiate. Yes, well, this place is like that, except with alligators and crocodiles. I'm talking about the Florida... Fucking Everglades. God, I love the Everglades. I grew up down there. The lake behind my house, the water was fed in from the Everglades.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What themes are introduced in the opening of the podcast?
0:01–5:06
2
What are the dangers associated with the Everglades?
5:06–7:35
3
What experiences do the hosts share about visiting the Everglades?
7:35–11:53
4
How do alligators and crocodiles behave in the Everglades?
11:53–44:16
5
What theories surround Edgar Watson's motivations?
44:16–45:30
6
How did Edgar Watson's actions lead to his downfall?
45:30–47:11
7
What is the significance of Alligator Pelican?
47:11–50:37
8
How does the current situation in Florida reflect on its history?
50:37–1:31:46