Ben Kissel

Back then, I mean, like in the winter, it was so easy because they took all the books from the schools and then they burned them for heat.

Yeah, of course, man.

It's fucked up.

It was fucked up when I went to school there.

And it's way worse now.

Yeah.

So.

Now, I'm not Anderson Cooper or some other uptight pussy, but so let's talk about what the title of the episode says it is, the pain of it all, all right?

Now, the Department of Homeland Security and dumpy-faced, high-heeled Ron DeSantis have called reports of guards beating and pepper-spraying incarcerated people, toilets overflowing, flooding, rotten food, hunger strikes, and something called the box as hoaxes.

But let's not come at his heeled boots.

I think that's the best part about him.

Continue.

I do.

But there have been enough reports to take all of these allegations very seriously, all right?

And if you've never seen Cool Hand Luke and Lack and Evil Imagination, here's how the box works.

All right.

It's a small cage placed out in the swamp where a person is handcuffed, shackled and left in the Everglades sun or pouring rain in a cage for hours at a time without food or water.

All right.

It started the month they opened July.

Not sure if you fellas have been to the Everglades in July or not, but it's a brutal bastard, especially if you're in a fucking cage.