Ben Kissel

That's bad breath.

You just might need to look into that because that could be a gut issue.

He's got a gut issue.

But Joey Chestnut, still, we know you're killing yourself early for us.

We love that about you.

When you die early, I swear I'm going to be at your funeral saluting your perfectly preserved nitrate-ridden corpse.

And I can't wait to be there because that's going to be the real 250th celebration because your martyrdom is what will allow...

Our sins to dissolve.

Please be the new Jesus Christ, Joey Chestnut.

It kind of is to fat people everywhere.

For America.

it's gonna be it's gonna break every rule he's gonna just he's gonna be like liquefying hot dogs and putting it in ivy and next to him in the hospice and it's just being like it's gonna be you know like my when your parents are like into one thing like how they said like my father in the end they're like you know you shouldn't even quit smoking that'll kill him it's fucking he's barely alive i think at some point they'll be like if he even quits hot dogs

They won't make it a week.

He has to still eat several, at least a quarter pound of hot dog meat.

He is 80% hot dog at this point.

It has to stay.

We have to keep it above him.

But he does definitely have large, unhinged jaws.

Hey, he got into, he was having, he thought it was a funny, he thought he was doing something funny with the fan.

Oh shit.