Ben Kissel

It was kind of cool.

Side stories, LPOTL at gmail.com.

Tell me, when you first wed your ex-felon, when your spouse, or wherever it is, when you first, first night you guys hooked up after you got out of jail,

How awesome was that?

Well, you can do conjugals.

Yeah, no, but it's not the same.

It's not the same, yeah, because everyone's watching.

I almost feel like a conjugal is hotter because everyone's watching.

No, they're watching.

You know, we kind of talked about we covered the toy box killer when we did a revamp and we were talking about this idea that there was like many freaky communities.

Yeah.

And there's like freaky communities everywhere.

And then there are freaky communities that go supermodel.

What I picture is Carol gets out of prison and she's got her bike that's been fucking collecting dust.

She's like, I got to get this thing fucking souped up.

Maybe I toss a jet engine on it.

I was like, I know a guy who puts jet engines on bikes.

Bob, what's his last name?

Let me ask you a question.

Hey, name's Bob.