Ben Mandelker

They're a tool.

They're a reality show tool for public humiliation.

Let's see it all the way through.

Just so sad.

It's like, he's just intentionally shaping his head to be like,

like a chestnut or a bike helmet or something.

It's just like, it's got such a strange aerodynamic shape of like going up and wide and then back in.

It's just the strangest choice.

I know he got his plugs and he's very proud of his plugs,

But if you're going to get the plugs, do something productive with them.

Don't make this crazy nest on your head, this Olympic torch, this affront to hair.

So then we go to Eddie bringing Alicia's laundry to her in Jenna's room and Jenna's changing and he's like, oh, I'm not stinky anymore.

Just boring.

Boring and non-stinky.

I'm as inoffensive as possibly could be.

I'm like a big gentle candle that's not even melted.

Just a generic candle you found in the back of a CVS.

So what do you think about that?

and so like in a heartbeat mike is somehow like naked and alicia tries to do it too i don't think she even wants the tip i think she just wants to do something faster than mike at that point but mike you know he is an only fans model so he is pretty uh pretty adept at this and he's just like naked and in that water in like a heartbeat

So he gets the money and everything and they all laugh like, oh my God, they're going to share it.