Ben Mandelker

As some of you probably already know, Luann did not allow Bravo cameras into her wedding, which is a big mistake.

Huge, huge mistake.

But she had all this like personal footage that I think she sold to People magazine or something like that.

So essentially, Bravo kind of did like a little montage of Luann's personal footage, which was sort of nice, too, because, you know, at least it was quick.

It was like a five minute thing of, you know, there's Luann getting to a dress and there's Luann posing and there's Luann and Dom and there's Tom and hair and makeup, you know.

I just want to have fun at my wedding, and I don't want to be bothered with being faced with Tom's infidelities.

So let's just stick our heads in the sand and enjoy this.

Yes.

Meanwhile, I'm thinking to myself, you know, in Vanderpump Rules, we had three episodes devoted to Katie and Tom's Wednesday wedding up in the forest, okay?

And here we only get five minutes of Luann's?

This is like the first Bravo wedding I've been genuinely excited to see, ever.

And then they show the ceremony and the officiant is like, love is reckless, not reason.

I'm like, damn, even he's against this.

You're making a reckless decision, Luanne.

I'm here to tell you.

Love is looking the other way when your wife hooks up with a Johnny Depp pirate.

so after he banged sonia anally in a greenhouse all right everybody let's crush the glass and get on with it shall we so uh uh my only observations was noel is super hot now that he's like 22 and kelly ben simone was there and did you see kelly ben simone in the background

No, I was making an egg sandwich.

Oh, well, it's pretty much the same experience.

But she was there.