Chapter 1: What is the main theme of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season finale?
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That is Benjaminius over there. Hi, Ben. Hi. Look how excited I was. I said hello with you today. Like a Greek chorus.
Oh, God. Welcome, everybody. Sad day indeed, because it is the ending of an era, a Salt Lake City season six era. Because Salt Lake City ends today. Well, I mean, it doesn't completely end. We've got the reunion episodes coming up where Daddy Andy gets angry and walks out.
He's like, I can't take it anymore.
But this is the season finale. And I have loved the season. I mean, I love Salt Lake City. I love it. I watched a little bit of this members only Palm Beach show that everybody's talking about on Netflix.
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Chapter 2: How does Meredith's coffee-making become a point of discussion?
It is like watching a Jimmy Dean sausage burn in an air fryer. I mean, I don't I can't look away. It's disgusting because I don't eat meat, but I it's good. But nothing compares to Real Housewives. I'm sorry. It just doesn't. OK, you just don't. You don't win. OK, I watch this and I was like, this feels more comforting.
yeah i mean i think members only palm beach is pretty amazing i've only seen the first episode i liked it because it felt like this we were finally cashing in on the promise of elise sloan it's like finally finally this is like elise sloan needed to go down to palm beach and like metamorphosize into these women and that's what we got with that and that show i think is pretty incredible off the first episode
but salt lake city salt lake city i think it was a good season i don't think it was as strong as some of our more recent seasons i'm i'm a little worried that it's winking at the audience just a bit too much like it's it got away with it got away with it but like We need to like, let's not become self-parody.
But that being said, before we go any further, we have big news in case you missed it on the last recap. Tickets for the Golden Crappies are going on sale this Friday. Okay, the Golden Crappies are going to be on February 27th at the Fonda Theater in Los Angeles. It's an LA year. We hope you all come and join us.
We always have so much fun giving out awards for the best, the worst, the most chaotic. It's the most scandalous on Bravo and beyond. And we love it. It's a chance for the whole community to come together. The Bravo community, the Krappens community. We'll have special guests. We'll have all sorts of fun things. So tickets are on sale on Friday.
There is going to be a Patreon presale tomorrow, Thursday. That's going to go from 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. Pacific. And then Friday morning, they'll go on sale at 10.
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Chapter 3: What tensions arise between Meredith and Bronwyn during the recap?
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Yes, we're so psyched about that. And one last quick thing is that if you happen to be in the Miami area on February 21st, is it? We are going to be doing crappy hour at the South Beach Food and Wine Festival. How fun is that? We're going to be doing a nice 45-minute set down there. So come join us if you're going to the festival.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts feel about the season's overall strength?
All right, so let's get this going.
Season finale, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, season six, episode 16. Sisters of Salt, a Greek tragedy. We open with ominous music. I am Greek. And a lady saying, behold, the daughters, the sisters of salt, the world's elegance, grace. But the world did not see the war.
And we see a sign that says something like the tomato performance, like performing arts center. I was like, I love that they did this whole big set piece at like the tomato theater of Santorini.
tomatoes are a big part of a big part of greek culture okay yeah i guess yeah yeah exactly um so i i was amused by that it's like a tomato industrial museum yeah i'll be like a very like fine museum but like for some reason the fact that's called tomato it's like that's so appropriate for this show so yes we hear this voice and then we see previews of what's to come later like crying and masks and flowy dresses and it ends with mary saying
Why are we here if we're not friends? If we all feel the same way, there's something wrong. And then it's like, oh, and then the women all, let me see all the actresses fall on the ground because they die. And it's very dramatic.
12 hours earlier, day four of Angie's Greek Trap. So we open with Meredith making coffee and she's just- How dare she? How dare she make coffee? Is something wrong with Meredith?
She's making coffee.
Did you see that Meredith Marks made coffee in the very first scene? I mean, wow, off the races. She is a disaster.
Get a straitjacket, call Betty Ford. She's going downhill, everybody. She touched the button on the Nespresso machine. It's terrible. When will she ever stop?
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Chapter 5: What role does the Greek tragedy theme play in the episode?
Do they have anything new for the season finale? Not really. But they do have the addition of Bronwyn on their team, which I found to be an interesting choice. But you know what? Bronwyn, I guess, decided to show up. And she's here. She showed up.
So let's see what they've got.
Bronwyn's a great fighter, I will say. Whether you're on her side or not, I mean, she really can gather someone. I mean, she is so good at it. So Meredith is committing the cardinal sin of making coffee, not even by her own skill, just using a Keurig machine. So she's making it for everyone, and she's being nice and warm, which, I mean...
Who would ever deign to be friendly in the morning after you had a rough night? It's almost like you slept on it and felt better when you woke up. Like, what sort of bullshit is that? What sort of fuckery is that? Why are you not in rehab for sadness? It's crazy.
How'd you sleep, Mary? It's not good. I mean, I slept.
Well, I hope it's a nice day, because it's our last day. Meredith's nice voice chiming in two episodes in a row.
Uh, so Angie comes in and, um, Angie has a swollen lip and, you know, Mary is that friend who just, no matter what's going on in your life, she just makes you feel better. She just makes you feel beautiful. No matter what is going on inside that. I'm just kidding.
Mary, just like kill it with fire. Is it bad?
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts react to the characters' interpersonal conflicts?
It's bad.
It's really bad. It is really bad.
and so brahman comes in she's like um hi hi hi hi hi i'm gonna i'm gonna knock my head and i'm five times faster than i say hi hi hi hi look we are really seeing andy's heritage at work she is so greek she's a full-on greek tragedy because she's looking at the uh she's looking at the lip because they're like did you see her lip she doesn't see it i slept next to it
So Bronwyn's like, yeah, look at it. It's disgusting. Look at her lip. Hey, Angie, come over here. Look at it. It's disgusting. So Bronwyn's like, yeah, it does look bad. Well, at least you're still pretty, Angie. Oh, thanks, Mary. Thanks, Mary.
Jesus. Yeah, seriously. So Bronwyn says something that I was, a sentence that makes no sense as of right now. She goes, I'm excited to see Stella's play, which point I think everyone's like, who? Who's Stella and what's the play? And Angie tells us, we have had some ups and downs, but I want everyone to leave here reflecting back on this trip of a lifetime.
So I found a playwright who's going to write a play about us in the style of ancient Greek theater. I'm just going to stop. I'm going to pause this recap for a second. We all recognize that two years ago, Salt Lake City had what I think is believed to be the best season finale of any Real Housewives franchise. One of the best season finales of any reality docu-show ever. It was just fantastic.
It broke the internet. We all know. I don't have to explain it. Last year, they clearly felt the pressure to top it and they had a...
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Chapter 7: What insights are shared about the cast's dynamics and friendships?
Maybe not quite as iconic, but definitely hilarious and memorable moment where they all sat down and read each other's texts. And that's when you have like one foot on the banana, one foot in the grave, yada, yada. It was all great. I think it's now time to tell Salt Lake City and other franchises, you don't have to keep chasing the highs of season four. Just let season four be season four.
Let's go back to having normal season finales because like, this greek thing that had this greek play was entertaining and i enjoyed it but we're getting farther and farther moved away from reality as much as reality exists on these shows i personally am like a fan of when the shows end with a big party and the whole cast and all like the husbands and everything
you know, everyone that's like associated with it comes together in a party. I enjoy it. Cause there's usually something embarrassing that happens and it's more embarrassing. Cause there's like mixed company there. The ones that end on vacation are fine too. I do enjoy that.
Like that the vacation is climactic, but I just feel like trying to chase this moment where you have a big reveal or some giant set piece that happens. It's just going to like take us a little bit. It's going to, it's sort of like heading, not saying it's happening, but it's heading towards jumping the shark. And I would love it if like we sort of like cap it with this season.
Let's cap it with this Greek tragedy and let's like come back down to earth a little bit. I hope I'm not being a party pooper, but that's like genuinely how I feel. What do you think?
Okay. Well, I feel like you're allowed, you know, you're allowed.
Okay.
And I would like to say this. I'm going to say this with as much respect as I can muster. I'm just going to say one word.
Bill! Bill! Bill!
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Chapter 8: What are the hosts' predictions for the upcoming reunion episodes?
I love this. I love everything about it. Salt Lake City is community theater housewives. They're ridiculous. They've always been. They shoot in parking lots. They were arrested in a parking lot. Like, this show is so stupid. Even their best season finale was totally scripted by Heather for the entire season. And I love it. I love a good show. I love a...
I love a show that's going to put on a good show. And this is definitely dinner theater. And I am here. The fact that they actually ended at dinner theater to me was just so poetic and beautiful is everything we've ever called this show. And the fact that we actually got real live dinner theater as a finale, I just was like, this is my favorite show. It can never be canceled. Okay.
Now, Heather is still too much. I know I'm on a Heather hate train this year. It's not really hate like I don't hate her or anything. I think she's very valuable to the cast. I'm not saying fire Heather or anything. Heather is too much. This is too much of Heather's drunken bullying people. She's belligerent and she's a bully. And that's it. That's it.
I'm done with her and I'm done with her self-producing. But the rest of it, I mean, I loved it.
I mean, I enjoyed the camp value of it, but I just felt I do have like this nagging feeling like the producers are trying to like generate another break the Internet moment. And I just I'm like, I kind of want them to stop trying to break the Internet and just like focus on like the women.
Right. It's not a mystery. You know, it's like Big Little Lies. Did you watch that show? The first season was a mystery. And then the second season, they're like, oh, God, how do we do this if it's not a mystery? You know, and then people are like, I'm not watching that. It's not a mystery. And it became a different kind of thing. And this one is not you're not murder. She wrote.
I don't need it to be like. And then Heather discovers the killer in the end. It's like it. I don't need that. But again, I think that that's Heather, you know, it's Heather and Whitney.
Well, I think, but I mean, we're seeing it on Bravo across the board.
I think in the, in the wake of Scandaval and in the wake of the season four finale, we're seeing a lot more of the housewives are finishing their seasons on vacation, which is not inherently bad, but I feel like they're trying to have these big, like, and here we picked up the kids, you know, we picked up the cameras or we're going to have a devastating twist in the finale. And I feel like,
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