Ben Mandelker

Why did you just go up to that cow and squeeze it and then drink?

I really appreciated this monologue.

It's like the first time in a long time where we've had a Stu come on here and acknowledge what they're really doing here.

As opposed to Jen, who's like, I'm going to be more successful than my two very successful Manhattanite parents.

I'm going to be someone who cleans toilets.

I'm like, okay.

like let's not really forget what you're doing here and it's not any snobbery about the profession but like let's like it's just funny how there are so many people that come onto the show like i'm looking to lead the to lead the to go transition into like the golden life i want to be happy around glitz and glamour i want to be that's like you're still cleaning toilets though you're still serving other people and that's a perfectly fine profession but like don't lose sight like don't confuse you're not above you're not above deck you're below deck

and i like that cat's like yep i'm cleaning toilets that's what i'm doing sorry mom and dad yeah i really like cat so um she sees herself in the mirror and she heard like a window and she's like oh my god why am i shaped like this my posture is crazy like is that me on screen i also like that she's not even trying to vie for her first or for like second or third she's just like yeah i'm i'm bad at this i'm just fully bad don't worry like i don't care i get to travel with like lots of hot people

So then Asha is offering pastries, and then she's talking to Jen and Kat, and she's asking if they want to get started on cabins.

So they do that.

And now we go to Matt, and he's talking to Sandy, and Sandy's like, hey, so Matt, what did you think of your dessert?

Did it make your hair happy?

And he's like, oh, God, yeah.

Oh, wow.

And I love those little pink butts last night.

That was amazing.

I'm like, those were hearts.

Probably not.

You're not here to show your career advancement to Captain Sandy.

You're here to do your job.