#3412 Below Deck Med S11E02 Part One: Baby On Board
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What are the main conflicts among the crew in Below Deck Med?
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Hello, and welcome to Watcher Crappin's, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today is the one and only Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Well, hello. How are you? I am fabulous. It's Tuesday. That's a big, big night of TV tonight. The Summer House Aftermath thing is going to air. We are so excited to talk about it. That'll be tomorrow, of course, though, even though some of us may have already seen it. And we will just keep our mouths shut until then. But today is Below Deck Med. Very exciting show. Join us on Patreon, patreon.com slash watch or crappens for bonus episodes, ad-free listening, free newsletter, video, crappens on demand.
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Yeah, those are great. My aunties all are huge fans. Thank you. They're like, when's Ben's new newsletter coming out? I'm like, shut up. You're like, I just want every single week. You've not heard about me and my piano recital that I'm giving in my home? You're like a little kid.
You're like, I literally write a newsletter every single week. I learned how to play Willie Nelson.
What are you going to say about that? Send it to your voicemail.
Auntie from hell. But I made chicken with olives. They love it. It's a great, it is a good newsletter. I subscribe to it as well. Also, I was on Sarah Gailey's podcast, Andy's Girls. We talked for two hours about Summer House Part 3 reunion and Jesse's timeline and all that good stuff. So if you need even more Summer House in your life, it's out today. So go check it out. Wow.
That's huge. So, yeah, check out all our little side things that we've been up to. And now let's focus on the main event, which is hopping on this yacht. In the med, in Croatia, Dubrovnik. So she went to Dubrovnik on D-W-A, yada, yada, yada. If you know that song, tell Norma. So the point is we're in Croatia. It's night one. Or as Norma calls it, Shlubrovnik. She's got to ring them bells, Taco Bells.
Yeah, so here we are. Nathan is on the phone with Gail, pissed because he feels pressure to name the obvious person lead deckhand, which would be Jill. But he doesn't want to because he doesn't like Joe now because Joe's a dick. But also because Nathan's pretending he's like a better person than Joe, when we all know he's not really. Not that much. I mean, if so, maybe a smidge, but... Nathan has had a child now, and that makes him a good person in his eyes. Right, exactly.
I do think that Nathan is probably... I do think he's a little better than Joe. Although his reactions on social media last year were pretty disgusting. So he's definitely losing on that front, on xenophobic fronts. I think that's really bad. But he is... I think Joe is... really bottom of the barrel when it comes to being a fuckboy on Bravo. Like, he's really one of the worst that's out there. So, you know, six of one, half a dozen of another. And that does not include brain cells with these guys. Oh, zing. So Nathan is like... Yeah, he basically... You know, you know, it's probably deep down that Joe should be lead deckhand, but he doesn't want to do it. My solution is just don't, don't, don't give out.
Why, why would you be even giving this out on the first charter anyway? Don't you want to like, don't you want to see how they all fare? I mean, if Asia's not even giving out stripes yet, like why are you even giving out lead deckhand?
Yeah. It's not even like a real role. Do the decky thing.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the main conflicts among the crew in Below Deck Med?
0:00–9:26
2
How does Nathan feel about Joe being lead deckhand?
9:26–11:19
3
What are the dynamics between Nathan and Joe in this episode?
11:19–14:16
4
How does the crew handle their tasks during the first charter?
14:16–21:54
5
What role does Aisha play in managing the guests?
21:54–24:52
6
What are the guests' expectations for their beach picnic?
24:52–33:44
7
How does Joy's cooking impact the crew's morale?
33:44–46:45
8
What humorous incidents occur during the picnic setup?
46:45–54:34