Ben Mandelker

I can focus on the cake.

Well, the problem is, unfortunately, you try to focus on the cake and then some baker in Colorado makes that an anti-gay issue.

It's like, I'm just trying to focus on the cake.

Why you have to give this to us?

Okay.

I'm eating garbage candy and watching 22-year-old perfect bodies bang.

Well, I have got my college reunion, my 25-year college reunion coming up this weekend.

So, of course, if you have a college reunion, you have to get into the best shape of your life, which is why, naturally, I went and bought some Kinder Buenos this morning because I can't stop eating those.

Do people do that before high school reunions?

Any reunion.

I mean, the idea is that you want to go and look good, right?

Be like, oh, hey, how's it going?

No, I didn't look good then.

I've put all my effort into looking good for BravoCon.

And since then, I've now been like, I can't be bothered.

I'll be very intrigued if Mindy shows up to the reunion.

That'll be really fun.

I'll be like, hey, Mindy, I have been really into Kinder Buenos.

Would you like one?

She'll be like, yeah.