Ben Mandelker

My Kia has a feature where like if before you get into the car and turn it on, if you open up the back door, it sort of was like, oh, you're opening up the back door.

Are you perhaps putting a child back there?

So then when you get into your car and you drive somewhere and then you park, when you get out, it's like, I remember that you opened up that back door.

So it will give like a check the rear seat, you know, but it does the same thing.

It goes like beep.

I'm like, you know what, how about this?

Why don't we just, rather than these like cryptic beeps, why don't we just have like Countess Luanne be like, check the backseat, bitch.

You know, like, just tell us what you want us to do.

Don't leave your baby in the back, idiot.

Don't leave the baby back there, but if Ramona's there, just let her rot.

You're not pooping.

You left the seat heater on.

Whoa.

You left someone that looks older than me in the back seat.

Baby, okay?

I look young.

I know, what's in your wallet?

No, Charter One, not Capital One.

Sorry.

I know.