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Chapter 1: What happens in the recap of Below Deck Med S11E02?
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Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Happens. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show. So Aisha is, she comes and sees the setup.
She's like, oh my goodness, amazing.
And Cooper's like, Kylie, you killed it. You did so good. And Aisha's just thrilled.
She's done such a good job. job and the other girls seem great too you know for the first time in my career i really feel like i'm leading a group of girls that are a different generation i mean how trippy is that i'm like a wild old horse like sea biscuit excuse me
So they serve the food, and then Kelly comes over to the kitchen, the galley, and she's like, oh my god, is this your cake? It's like, yes, this is the cake that you're going to decorate. She's like, yay, oh my god, let me just check with the girls, because I feel like now would be a really good time to do this. So she goes to Genevieve, and she's like, hi, so I might do another vacuum.
And Jen's like, um, well, Kat and I just vacuumed. Yeah, after putting away all those placemats that were shoved everywhere. Oh, did you?
She goes, yeah, just vacuumed. She goes, oh, what's that? And she picks something off the carpet.
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Chapter 2: How does Aisha's leadership style affect the crew dynamics?
Because, you know, I used to be really bossy in school. I was like, hate to break it to you. You're still pretty bossy.
we can already tell you're still bossy it's like i was really bossy in school and i was like school kept in and i was a little bit too gongo and i started off to do well and then i sort of fell off from my friends and i was becoming afraid not to fit in and not to be liked and then i lost that side of me i guess and that person who was confident who was so strong okay tracy flick we've seen this movie before yes you are being placed by or played by reese witherspoon 100
So we go back to, what'd you say? Reese Aussie spin. So we go back to the beach picnic and Coop is diving off the rocks and they're like, oh my God, I'm going to do that to you.
Ow, ow, ow. Flat rocks, watch out.
Ow, ow.
The first time a head injury would actually improve someone's capacities outside of a comic book. They just start resetting like a computer. They're like, did you read about the Strait of Hormuz today?
Yes, I want to go cliff diving. It's Strait of Hormuz.
So Genevieve and Kat are in the crew mess, and Jen is banging ice against the table in the way that only someone who is furious at a perky Australian and their parents simultaneously would bang ice. Yeah.
And Kat's like, are you struggling? Because I feel like by the ninth charter, you're going to be doing that to someone's head. Like, you're terrifying. It's like, yeah, well, I don't think it's going to be you. Because Kaylee gets to do all the fun shit. I mean, I hate to be a bitch, but, like, I'm more experienced than both of you. I've been doing this for fucking almost four years. I am 22.
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Chapter 3: What conflicts arise between the crew members during service?
Nobody wants to work with you. You have to be somebody that people want to work with. You're miserable. Oh, my God. Never change. So then please. Yeah, please. I'm calling you awful, but it's in such an excited way.
I'm like, you are so terrible.
Thank you. So Jen is like, I think I just need to start being a little bit more aggressive. Like not like a bitch, but like a little bit more assertive, like snap fingers. That's not, that's not how to win people over.
And Kat is trying to help her. She's like, okay, but don't let that backfire. Okay. Make sure you keep your attitude good. She goes, oh really? Well, if she got second stew, I would be really pissed.
Well, then over at the picnic, Cooper is feeding a peacock and he's like, the peacocks are dope. I'm a huge fan of anything that's colorful. And I love animals. One time back in Charleston, I bought a 10,000 gallon pool and I installed it in the backyard. I'm in my own aquarium and I spent a whole day catching catfish and bass and anything we could catch in the backyard.
We just throw in the pool. But unfortunately that ended when the HOA threatened to find us $500 for an eyesore.
and maybe it's all the dead fish that were in your quote unquote aquarium that yeah like it was 10 gallon not 10 000 but still yeah he was just throwing like uh all these fish they just kept cutting there were some pretty big fish in there big fish i'm like don't do that don't do that Yeah, you're just like making a bowl for alligators, you know, to eat from. And then there's that too.
Do they have alligators there? They do, right?
Or do they not? An alligator will find its way up there. When I was in New Orleans, it was so funny. They have signs. We're by the...
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Chapter 4: How do the crew members react to the guests' expectations?
Also what parent is letting their little like toddler just like amble about on the edge of alligator waters. Like, come on. Yeah. I don't know. They're not all smart. You know, I feel like you're going to tell a story like, well, when I was a kid, I used to always, I would see alligators and walk around waiting in that. I like to go knee deep. And then if I saw an alligator, I'd be like, fuck you.
And then I'd just walk away. And the alligator would always know.
No, no. You know what? I am afraid of things that can eat me. Okay. I've always had that sense. So I'm proud to announce it today. That is one story you will not be hearing from me. So, although I do have one funny alligator story and it's just from Florida because I know a lady who lives there.
We know a lady who lives there and she's like, I live by the swamp and it's actually the queen of Versailles. Everybody knows who this is. Jackie, the queen of Versailles. She's like, so, you know, I have a swamp. There was this neighbor and I think he was cheating on his wife and then he disappeared. And I was like, well, what happened to him? She goes, no one knows.
We think the alligators ate him. And then she just kept on talking like that. It was just like a part of some other story. And I was like, wait a minute.
She goes, yeah, it's Florida. It's like, what?
That's just what happens. Yeah, it's just like this simple little thing. The alligator's got him. No one ever thought of him again. Wild things happen, right? What a great movie.
Yeah.
So anyway, Kaylee and Kat are talking and Kaylee's like, Kat, I'm so nervous. I can't get this cake to look good.
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Chapter 5: What challenges does Nathan face with his deckhand responsibilities?
And Kaylee has, she actually has a backstory about her cake decorating. It's about as annoying as you'd expect. She's like, I love decorating cakes. It comes from my mum. Growing up in Sydney, Australia, she would do the coolest cakes for us. And then when I was 11 or 12, I started making cakes too for all my friends. And now we're known as the family that makes birthday cakes for everybody.
We should have done this as a business. We've been doing this a lot of free labour. Why do I feel like this family that decorates is the most annoying? Because you know there's going to be a thing where it's like, oh, I'm going to go get a cake. No, don't get a cake. We'll make one. We'll decorate it. And then it becomes a whole big to-do.
And the next thing you know, it's like, can you come over a little early? Because we need some help transporting the cake. And then all of a sudden, your simple desire just to have a nice little cake has become a production where you have to start 30 minutes early. You've got to provide transportation. You need a box. You need this and that. And it's just like... You know what?
Someone's friends with the cake person. I am the cake person. It's me. It's me.
It's you. Well, this also shows how annoying Kaylee is because her previous story was about how she was really upset in school because all of her friends just cut her off because she was so bossy. Like, girl, if everybody hates you and you're the person who makes everybody free cakes, I mean, you have to be really obnoxious for people to be mean to the free cake person.
everyone's nice to the free cake person i know i do feel kind of bad for her because i do actually feel like she just she just wants to be loved and she's like making these cakes and everything and like she just she doesn't realize that she's she's annoying people and now i'm just feeding into i'm adding to her hurt right now hurt people hurt people from one person so i'm i'm one of those people send me a cake
From one high-maintenance cake person to another, Kayleigh, just get an Entenmann sometimes and just call it a day.
Some people are cake people. Some people are cake eaters. You've found your match, all right? Get over here. Let them eat it. Open my gullet. Shove it down. So, anyway, she's like, um, well, oh, Kat's like, how are things going with Jen, by the way? She's like, um, we're good. I just thought maybe she might have been mad, but she's very lucky in her mode. So, I've made a cake.
And it says, this is where the placemats go. Thumbs up.
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Chapter 6: How does Joe's personal news impact his work on the boat?
And then the cake, the cake is ready. And so Joy's like, look at that beautiful mermaid. Look at what she did. It is beautiful. It's a perfect cake. I love it so much. Gato, Gato, beautiful. And she's like, well, it's not my best. Of course it was great. And she's like, that's not my best, but it's okay, right? It's like, it looks amazing, Kaylee. Stop that.
It is actually speaking. It is singing Song of Sirens. How did you put voice box in mermaid cake? Amazing world, girl.
Hello, frosting, my old friend. So... That was such a funny choice of having The Sound of Silence be the song that comes out of that cake. That's another Love Island thing, too, because what if... Oh, my God.
Like, the sound, like, when it's silent, it, like, hurts.
Someone said that. It's like, you're so close. They played some crazy cover the other night. Oh, you know that old dance song from the 90s? It's like...
This is the rhythm of the night. Whoa, whoa.
Yeah. That's a cheesy 90s dance song. And of course.
This is the rhythm of the night.
I was like, okay.
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Chapter 7: What are the crew's reactions to the guests' feedback?
Yeah, but you also need someone who's going to teach him how. Like, what are you doing?
Also, would it kill some of these boatmakers to put, like, a ring of, like, rubber around the entire side of the boat?
Why is the entire boat not made of rubber?
That's what I don't get. Like, why is it not, like, a bumper car? Like, before when we talked about it, like, being one of those, like, tubes that's on, like, those, like, raging rapids things. But why not? Why not have that so we can just come in hot on that dock and just bounce until you're settled in?
Yeah. I mean, they even started making cars out of fucking plastic. Come on. Like, how many Titanics do we need? Just put a ring of rubber around it. Ring of rubber.
Okay?
Let's do this. We're going to make billions of dollars. So Sandy's checking in with Joy. And she's like, so feeling good about dinner? She's like, oh, so excited. She's like, well, good. That's great. Do you need anything in here? No. Nothing? No. Nap? No. No naps. Hug? No. Fuck this lady. I'm going to get rid of this lady somehow. Tell me right now.
Not vibing with Joy. so uh kaylee's making a tablescape upstairs now because we're getting ready for dinner and um guests are getting ready for their vegas vegas showgirl outfits um is the theme vegas like why why are you guys from where you came from seriously guys i'm gonna i'm gonna charter a yacht i'm gonna spend thirty thousand dollars and i want the theme to be my house my job
Can we have a Chellies theme?
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Chapter 8: How does the episode conclude with Nathan's family visit?
He's like, I'm starving. I'm just starving. She's like, you are always hungry. There's an extra steak if you want, you handsome man.
You dick or this dick? So he's like, yes, I'll take it. Now the guests come in. They're very happy. They see the table. They're just thrilled. And Jen and Kat are in the cabins. And Jen is like, ugh. It's like I just, ugh. I hate doing housekeeping. She stabs the mattress.
Yeah, seriously. She's like, oh, God, I guess I'm not doing service again tonight. Okay. Okay. Won't be doing service. So fine.
It's one charter. You'll do it on the next one.
Yeah, she's her own worst enemy. Meanwhile, at dinner, H is like, have some lobster, have some steak, depending on your preferences. Meanwhile, Nathan and Cooper are talking. Cooper's like, how are things with Joe? He's like, bro, we don't have the best relationship. Nathan's like, what? He said that? What the fuck? He's like, yeah, I hate you.
I can't believe that he has been talking about our relationship after I've been visibly and publicly frosty with him for three days now. Exactly.
Yeah, he said something like, you can fix your haircut, but you can't fix the noggin under it. Something like that.
Hey, would you be upset if I put you in a net and transported you to an above-ground pool in Charleston? I think you'd make a great addition to my aquarium. What are you asking about? I don't understand.
This is exactly why I don't want to make him the deckhand. But Luke can't drive the tender. And Cooper, he's Cooper. What am I supposed to do?
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