Ben Mandelker

Can you just, like, not do that?

so um so kristen's like uh she's she's no they join but kristen you know when she's upset she doesn't her whole thing is that she doesn't like to make a scene which in turn makes a scene she's like no no leave me alone kristen doesn't like to make a scene okay she well that's that's what she that's how she uh presents right like is everything fine she's like oh my god like what no just like leave me alone like don't talk to me don't talk to me like no i don't want this to be a thing right but like in the act of doing that it becomes like a thing

So Zach's like, do you want me to get you a drink?

She's like, no, no, I can get it myself.

I can get it myself.

He's like, okay, well, okay.

So then he's like, I just want to dance to the thunder.

Benji's like, you want to do a rain dance?

Like an out of nowhere Lala read.

And Janet's like, yo, do you want us to like yell at you and be mean to you?

Will that make you feel more comfortable?

Jess is like, she doesn't yell at me.

She quietly withers at me.

She just calls me out when I say or do something stupid or when I say or do something in any kind of way.

See, Luke could learn a lot from me.

You just be quiet and just take it on the chin.

and then jesse does this thing where he takes his hand he does like a behind his head like a hair flip and they're like jack goes was that a hair flip because no just whatever this thing is just tickling the shit out of my neck and i'm not allowed to do the hair flip motion when lacy's around because she makes fun of me so i had to take advantage of this moment

Jesus.

And Tom's like, hey, Jody, I missed you.

She's like, well, I don't like getting fucked up and staying out late and all that stuff anymore.