Ben Mandelker

You know what's a really good way to get a sense of failure is failure.

I believe I am.

I'm just trying.

And notice the way for the rest of the episode, especially after they break up, every time he frames the situation, he puts himself in this passive mode, which is what all the fuckboys do.

They always say, like, oh, you're trouble, or this always happens to me.

He puts himself in the passive mode, and he almost makes himself... He almost makes himself...

be like a better person.

He makes himself sound like a better person.

Like he did something noble by trying to date V and then failing at it.

Like he pushed himself out of his comfort zone as if he like went skydiving for the first time.

I tried pickled herring.

I tried pickled herring for the first time.

It wasn't something I normally would like.

And I didn't like it, but I tried it.

It's like, no, don't get credit.

I've got a penis that won't stop.

So they go upstairs to the deck to talk.

And he's like, oh,

over here he's talking all quiet and he's like all nervous and he's like oh okay and everyone's watching downstairs on the closed circuit tv and he's and he's like well you know you don't have to be all proper about this like it's all good like what's going on he's like ah so ah well ah because i've got something to say to you he's like what i fucked up

as in when you were gone me and kizzy i was super drunk we're in the jacuzzi jacuzzi sounds like kizzy so naturally something's gonna happen in there we were talking and we walked down and then i kissed her i put me lips on her lips that's all that's happened i can't remember anything you know just what i got told i don't know anything what happens i don't even know who kizzy is