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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens.
I'm Ronnie and that's Ben over there. Hello Ben. Hi Ronnie. How's it going? Good morning. Yeah. What are you doing? I was like, wow, that's quite an assumption. No, it is a good morning. How's it going with you?
It's going well. I... I'm going to have to rearrange some shelves in my refrigerator because I'm afraid that a recent rearrangement put my eggs too close to a cold spot in the fridge that's causing them all to crack in the curtain. And it's just it's very frustrating. So that's the sort of day I'm having. What's going on with you? You're freezing your eggs or what?
Yeah, there's like a cold spot. I think it's like the airflow is not good in this fridge. And so the eggs, I don't know what's going on with this fridge. You know what? That's what I've got to say. It's all janky at the moment. It's too cold for its own good. Eggs keep on breaking because they're freezing over despite the fact that I raised the temperature. I'm just, you know, I'm not having it.
I'm not having it with this refrigerator anymore. Fuck.
Well, I wish you the best with that one. Speaking of cracked eggs, Below Deck Mediterranean, everybody. First of all, we moved to a new network. We're on ACAST now. So some of you might be wondering what happened to the ad-free feed, which was on Wondery. We're going to move that over to Patreon, but it's going to take us a couple of weeks to get it settled. But that will be on Patreon.
You'll be able to subscribe at Patreon and then put the RSS in whatever podcast feed you like. Patreon is also where you get our bonus episodes. This week, we're going to start talking about Traders, which comes back this week. And it's also where you get videos of these episodes, Crappin's On Demand, which are on right now, everybody. So go over to Patreon for that stuff.
And today is Below Deck Mediterranean. Now, we were on vacation last week during that episode of Below Deck, and we're not going to do full coverage. We'll just tell you what happened. Basically, we didn't find out who shit in the shower and shoved it down the drain, which was a ripoff. We all know who did it. We all know who did it. We all know who did it. He knows who did it.
But I don't like mystery shows that end like that, that it's like, well, it's up to you guys. No, don't make it this whole big thing and this whole big plot. And it's all over social media. There's news stories about it, for Christ's sake. OK, it is in the news. It's like Venezuela. Who shit in the toilet? I mean, who shit in the shower? That's what's in the news. And then you just say that's it.
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Chapter 2: What happened during the last episode of Below Deck Mediterranean?
So like, I don't know how it's any different than doing it with your hand instead and putting it into the toilet. Like, don't be ridiculous. Like, yeah. Like, try not to be like a barbarian, especially on a yacht.
Yeah. Right. So we didn't know who shit the drain, but we do know who shit the bed. And that was Joe. What a loser. What a fucking loser.
So it was, by the way, this was, this, this was, well, you know, he's a piece of shit, but by the way, the. The post-production just must have had so much fun doing this episode. I mean, for such a sad episode. It was a very sad episode. This was V coming back, you know, on her birthday. And she wants to celebrate the death of her boyfriend, this guy, Bon, who she really loved, who drowned.
and um the way they just keep cutting back to joe crying crying he's not crying because bond died he's not crying because he feels bad for victoria he's just crying because he feels like the piece of that's in the shower drain because for one night he couldn't just keep it together And, you know, out of respect for V and her birthday and her boyfriend dying, he just couldn't even do that.
So he's crying for himself and crying because he knows he looks like a shit on TV. I don't even think he feels bad about doing it. I think he just feels bad that it was caught on camera.
Right, because he was coming back with his Bravo, like, I'm Joe Bradley 2.0. And trying to pretend like he was a different person and blew it. So he knew he was going to be getting mean comments on Twitter or whatever and on Instagram. And so he sobbed and sobbed and sobbed and sobbed. Also, sobbing like that during someone else's funeral or memorial service is just so gross.
You're such a gross person, Joe.
exactly and meanwhile you know v is crying because this is a terrible anniversary and you also have kathy who just found out that her stepfather died like the night before and she is a wreck a full wreck and joe's gonna cry like joe's gonna act like he's the the biggest um you know victim of something terrible happening to him and you know you know this was he was crying about himself and not for v because spoiler alert to this episode when v ultimately breaks up with him not a tear is shed
He is not crying over the dissolution of that relationship. He is not crying that like, she doesn't want him anymore. He's not moping around. There's like not one sense, not, not one, not one shred of remorse. And there's not one instance of sadness, but when he is, but in the last episode, it's nothing but that because it's not about being the last episode. It's about his self image.
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Chapter 3: How does Joe's behavior affect his relationship with Victoria?
They're like, look at us crying. And you're like, why are you, but you're like, you're using this as, as social media content. You know, I don't, I don't know. It just seems like a weird thing to advertise, you know, and people do it all the time. And, you know, they'll be standing there or sometimes they'll even be smiling like, Hey, and you're like, you're at a funeral. What's wrong with you?
But you know what? I think I will say that if someone is like crying on Instagram, you know, over someone who passed, you know, if this is their way of eulogizing them, like that's fine to me. But but I think that people's behaviors with social media and funerals are really strange. I'm not going to lie.
Like, that's just not where I'm trying to do a selfie or not try to be like, here's my outfit of the day or or like, look at us. Look at us. I'm also like not trying to like advertise how sad I am. Meaning that like, like, look, look at me mourning. I'm like, it's one thing to get on social media and be expressed sadness for a person and pay tribute.
But like, here's a picture of me standing in a suit at the cemetery. I'm like, why are you doing that?
I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. It's weird to me. Like put social media. I don't, I don't want that on my social media, you know, or people's gym selfies.
Yeah.
But, you know, we could be here all day with that. Yeah. But constant. Like, I know this guy on Facebook who every day is putting himself shirtless on there. Like, we see. You know what I mean? We see. Congratulations on your protein, bro. Like, congrats on your macros. Okay. So I guess that's my request for the world. I have three requests for the new year for people.
Don't shit in drains and leave it there. don't take off your shirt every day for no reason and talk about your macros and also stop sobbing. All of those things on social media, please. I guess the shit in the drain wasn't social media. So that was a little off, but that's fine. To me, that's equal as to just sobbing on social media. I don't want to see it.
They're all things that I don't want to see on social media. So please stop it.
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of Joe's actions on the anniversary of Victoria's loss?
Part of the problem also with his relationship with V is that it never was like a proper relationship. It was definitely a Madonna horror complex situation going on where because she had a trauma in her past, he treated her like she was some sort of special porcelain doll that like could not be had to be.
You have to wear special gloves with and like she's so delicate and it like, well, it was just never going to work out because he was never really seeing her as like.
just a full-fledged human he just was treating her like this special thing that if he could treat this special thing well it's like that science uh experiment is that the the project you do and when you're a kid when you have to take care of an egg you know you ever do that yes i failed it i'm sure that's a shock i killed the giga pet too i kill everything like that
But yeah, I think you I think you're right. I think he was doing the thing where it's like, OK, I need to repair my reputation this season. So I'm not only going to like be a good like, quote unquote, boyfriend to somebody. I'm going to do it to somebody in need. Like, yeah, it's like emotionally cripple. You know what I mean?
Like emotionally hurt in some way that is going to make me look even better. Like I'll get more points because she's mourning.
yeah and it's like and and he i think he actually also believes he will be mature if he can do this he will now know that he's mature and we see this with every single boy on all these shows is that they they try to have a very serious relationship where um they play house essentially you know what they play house they play house and that's what they do and and they think for a moment like oh because i'm in this relationship um
I am therefore mature and I've grown up. And it's like, no, because the patterns continue on. And that's exactly what happened here. But this just had that extra layer of him being like, Victoria, you're so special, Victoria. And you're like, shut up, bro. Like, you don't, you're just, you're just, you're doing this not even because you're really that even attracted to her, I believe.
I think you're doing it because you want to just improve your self-image both to the world and to yourself.
yeah and how much could she possibly care too because they've been together for five seconds you know this whole thing is just magnified because of the dead boyfriend stuff you know and also his like you're the only one victoria you're the only one for me i want nobody else So Nathan is also getting on my fucking nerves this episode with his like, oh, what a day. Rollercoaster.
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Chapter 5: How does Kizzy's involvement complicate the dynamics on the yacht?
I don't hate him. But I cringe. I cringe hard. My butthole cringes. It clenches. And he sings. He pulls out his guitar and sings an off-key. This is a ballad of Nathan and Kel. Will they stay together? Or will one of them bail?
Will one of them bail?
Please die. Please die. Please let this musical career die. And the clown career. And cut your hair. And shave your mustache. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappin's commercial.
So Joe's finished crying and he's like, you want to come talk with me? So he takes her upstairs and she's like, are you okay? He's like, no. He goes, I do believe I'm a nice person. I try and do good in the world, but I've got this sense of like failure, like I failed Victoria and being honest. Do you have that sense of it, or is it a keen awareness that you have?
You did fail, you fucking loser. That's why you did like that.
You know what's a really good way to get a sense of failure is failure.
I believe that I'm a good person. You're not a good person, okay? Even believing it is just lying to yourself. Stop. I believe I'm a good person.
I believe I am. I'm just trying. And notice the way for the rest of the episode, especially after they break up, every time he frames the situation, he puts himself in this passive mode, which is what all the fuckboys do. They always say, like, oh, you're trouble, or this always happens to me. He puts himself in the passive mode, and he almost makes himself... He almost makes himself...
be like a better person. He makes himself sound like a better person. Like he did something noble by trying to date V and then failing at it. Like he pushed himself out of his comfort zone as if he like went skydiving for the first time.
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Chapter 6: What is the significance of the emotional reactions from the cast?
You made out with a girl when you were drunk on a boat, but I don't want to hang out with you either. Like, gross. Instead of being like, okay, it's cool. Let's get back to making out and go party. But I think that she would have been... You know, she would have been able to continue this had he not continued to be an idiot the rest of the day.
I mean, they leave this and then they go out and he's still all over Kizzy and Kizzy's still all over him. I mean, those two are fucking shameless. Like, they're shameless. That is the thing.
And I don't know. I just... I wanted her to, I really like your take for what her reaction would have been a really satisfying reaction, which is like, okay, that's fine. I don't take this seriously, but I also don't appreciate how careless you were with my feelings just now. So bye.
Because that's ultimately what it was is that like, yeah, it's, they may not be in a deep relationship, but like, this is, she's like the most vulnerable she's going to be. And she's in such a fragile place and he doesn't really know how she's going to be. She doesn't know how she's going to be the one year anniversary of, the death of the love of her life.
And he's going to do commit sort of like a big betrayal to her, which is already emotionally vulnerable. And you just don't know how that's going to go. And as it happens, it wasn't too bad. It was, it was more or less fine, but he doesn't know that he doesn't know that at all. And it's just so reckless of him. And it's so inconsiderate and so self-interested. And I think it's just obnoxious.
And that's what I wanted her to be upset about. Was that like, wow, you didn't, you didn't think about, How something like this could affect me coming back when I come back to the boat in my most vulnerable state I've ever been in in my life.
Yeah, I think it's just tricky with people. It's like you've barely been dating and you know this guy's a piece of shit. And Aisha told you multiple times this guy's a piece of shit. And you still went ahead and did it. So it's like... She knew and she'd been warned. So I think she's in a tricky position because if she does get upset and starts crying, it's like, how could you?
She looks like a fucking crazy person because why would you be that into... I mean, even though he just totally did you wrong, it's weird to have... To be feeling that deep about someone that you know from everybody else on board is a fuckboy and did exactly what everybody just told you he was going to do. So I feel like it would be weird of her to freak out. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm.
like it borders on weird later to me borders and i think she handles this whole thing really well actually but i think i think it would have been too much for her to freak out i just wish she would have dumped him right here and there because the rest of this is just embarrassing like easily forgiving him and i get why she's doing it too because it's like forgive forget you know i'm not thinking about him anymore i'm thinking about bond whatever
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts feel about the current season's developments?
She didn't get her date. She didn't get her one on one date with The Bachelor. So she feels like she's entitled to have that moment.
Yeah, because she did it with Max, too. Remember when Kathy is like, oh, I like Max. I like Max. And then Kizzy jumps on Max in the hot tub and makes out with him.
and it's like um i just told you i like max you know she's like but i had an energy with max you know she jumps on she jumps on him first so she's like well i already had dibs on max yeah yeah she's pretty obnoxious i have to say yeah so everyone's dancing everyone's having fun and nathan is just like love bombing gail you know he's like
I love you. I love you so much. I can't imagine life without you. It's almost like, you know, you're the most beautiful thing I've ever met. And I just can't, like, you're the thing that I love the most in this world. And she's like, okay, okay. So, you know, he's basically, she's like, are you for real?
Are you for real?
He's like, yeah, I fucking am.
She's like, well, how long is the question? How long before you bail on me?
He's like, forever.
I swear to God, I love you forever, gal.
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Chapter 8: What conclusions are drawn at the end of this episode?
She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it, it's Lola Alcalani.
The incredible, edible Matthew Sisters. She eases our woes, it's Melissa St. Rose. There's a chance of meatballs, it's Rebecca Cloud.
Maximum love for Sandy Maximoska. She's the queen bee, it's Sarah Lemke. We cannot tell a lie, it's Sarah Tellefson. Shannon, out of a can, and Anthony. Please don't stop, it's solely in pop. Let's take off with Tamla playing. You'll always get the full story with Tori Parsons.
She ain't no shrinking Violet Kutar. We love you guys.