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Ben Mandelker

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#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

Sounds exciting.

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#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

I'm finally going through it to pay bills or whatever, because it's the end of the year.

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

And look what I got.

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#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

Two tickets.

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

I got two things in the mail.

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

And I was like, what the fuck are these?

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#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

They are from Vatican City.

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#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

I guess I just put my address up there.

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

Please don't come to my house.

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

They're from Vatican City.

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

And I was like, from Vatican fucking City?

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

They are tickets from Vatican City.

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#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

And let me tell you when I say I did nothing wrong in this goddamn city.

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

Yes, because I was driving that Vespa around Vatican City because that's how I went sightseeing.

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

And I got tickets for all sorts of shit going into a place I'm not supposed to go into.

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

They've got cameras everywhere.

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

So after getting these, I was like, well, maybe Matthew really didn't do anything wrong.

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#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

But if I ever go back and get on the scooter there again, which would be nice.

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

And what if I get pulled over?

Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays

They're expensive.