Ben Mandelker

There is nothing worse than a child with dreams.

Or like get a part-time job.

You know what I mean?

Like work at a flywheel.

Right.

Seriously, I've got a five-year-old who made this iPhone and it's the best thing I've ever done.

You're telling me you can't go mix a smoothie?

He did.

God bless his heart.

Bless his heart.

I know if I could have done that...

I just saw her going to that used record store and I was like, you are in a poor mindset.

You've got to change your mindset because this is like, and this is what you save to save Christmas is to go sell your old fucking 10 cent record.

No girl, come on, get some only fans going.

I like when her daughter was like, are you going to don't sign up for only fans?

Are you going to do some like only fans?

Cause that is the modern thing.

Because that's what you would do today.

My nieces, when they were still having to go through the school line where you picked them up, my sister was like, this lady in front of me in this big Suburban with the kids on the back, you know, the stickers of the kids on the back, the stick figures.

Yeah.