Ben Port (Ben Skull)

Like, I knew I was going to marry her.

She'd been cutting my hair for years.

I told her all my— This is Satan?

No, no, no, no.

I only just dated her.

She was awful.

Yeah, no.

No, my wife now, we have four boys together.

She went through the worst.

Like the first day she moved in, the local police were tapping my phone because I had like an Aston Martin, a limo, you know, all these cars.

And I had like hot nannies and assistants coming in.

I was a single dad at that time.

And so I just had all these people coming and going to my house.

And one of my neighbors was a sheriff, like a former sheriff.

So I think he was telling like his buddies at the, you know, the Carlsbad police station that I was dealing drugs or, you know, like how does this young guy have all this stuff?

Um, and we were partying until like, you know, three or four in the morning or night.

I was terrible neighbor.

Um, so the day my wife moves in, uh, this is when 2008 when the stock market completely crashed that day.

Um, these middle Eastern guys had paid me to do a marketing campaign on their stock.

And this was like a brand new stock.