Ben Port (Ben Skull)

Like these guys, you know, and the cop was like, he's like, Ben, you live so far in suburbia that by the time we get here, you could be dead.

They're like, go buy a gun.

And I had a detective buddy and he was like, you know, put a video camera by your door.

So two weeks later, I get home from the gym.

I'm in the shower with my wife.

We had a big wood door.

My wife, my girlfriend at the time, she goes, there's two guys at the door.

So I literally throw my sweats on, I'm scared shitless.

I hadn't even picked up the gun that I bought, you know, I just hadn't even shot it yet.

So I literally load it, I open the door, I have a video camera, and I'm like this with the guy, and I'm scared shitless, but I'm like, freeze, motherfucker, like, fuck you, you know?

And so they left, one guy was trying to lunge to the door to punch me or something, and then the other guy pulled him back because he saw I had the drop on him.

Um, and this was in the middle of the day.

So I go, I walk out with the gun in my, my waistband and these guys had no place in their car.

Like they were clearly there to like, fuck me up.

Right.

Um, so I told my wife, I'm like, hide upstairs.

Like, don't come down.

She's like, do I call the cops?

I'm like, no, just in case, you know, I had to clean up something or some, you know, I just said, just go hide.

Um,