Ben Port (Ben Skull)

Um, and, uh, so they went back to the Middle Eastern guys and they told him like, oh, this guy shot at us.

And, and so I got this reputation in the business that I was like this crazy gangster that shot people.

And I, you know, I obviously didn't, but, but, uh, it was, it was kind of funny.

Um, then the next day I go to the police station cause I got arrested at Disneyland in, in Florida with this cougar.

That's a whole nother story.

Um, why, how do you get arrested at Disney?

Oh my gosh.

So I, my son, my, with the devil, you know, he was like 10 or nine.

Um, I'm meeting my family from England, um, uh, at Disneyland.

So we, we go, go to Disneyland.

I brought this cougar.

I was dating.

She was, you know, I was in my thirties.

She was probably like 45 or something.

Um, so we go to Disneyland and it's on new year's.

We're popping bottles, champagne, family dinner.

Um,

And we go back to the room, and this chick I had been seeing that was like a stripper, she texts me a picture of Happy New Year's on her boobs.

The cougar sees us.

She's wasted.