Ben Port (Ben Skull)
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
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She starts throwing champagne glasses at me.
My son's asleep in the next room.
So I locked her up.
She goes outside on the balcony to talk to her friend.
So I locked her on the balcony.
I'm like, this bitch is crazy.
And then I cut my foot.
on the champagne glass.
So security comes up and they're like, they see blood and glass everywhere.
They assume that I had done something to her.
So I literally get arrested at Disneyland.
And it's New Year's, so court was closed on
Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, I get in front of a judge.
The cougar shows up in a big, like, fur coat.
And she's like, I'm sorry.
It was my fault.
And the judge was like, he's like, I'm sorry you had to go to jail for four days.
This is crazy.
Like, dismissed, you know?
But because I had that arrest in Disneyland, I was becoming a citizen in 2008 because I was born in England.