Ben Port (Ben Skull)

So, you know, they're like, you have to come to the police station to get fingerprinted.

So I'm like, okay.

So I drive my, I pull up in my Aston Martin like an idiot.

And I see this big tatted out dude in my peripheral vision go into an office, like right when I walk in, which I thought was kind of weird.

And then the lady at the front desk goes, I don't know why they told you to come in and get fingerprinted today.

Like we only do it on Thursdays.

So I'm like, okay, that's weird.

Get fingerprinted.

I'm driving home and it's when that Bluetooth law went into effect, like 2008, you know, you had to have the Bluetooth in your ear driving.

So I'm driving back into my neighborhood and a person, a bike cop pulls me over.

And then two seconds later, literally like the Toyota Camry, a Ford truck, all these cars, undercovers swoop on me.

That morning I was walking the dog with my girlfriend, who's my wife now.

And I'm telling my sales guy from high school, I'm like, hey, dude, we'll get this deal closed.

We'll get them addicted to our drugs.

It's exactly what I said.

I meant our services were so good that they're like drugs.

And my phone was acting weird that day.

I just felt like something was weird.

So I'm driving home.

The cops are all around me.