Ben Port (Ben Skull)
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
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And I text my wife.
I'm like, hey, I'm getting arrested right now, right here.
This is what's going on.
Well, she pulls up.
I'm handcuffed, you know, on the curb.
And then I'm in the back of the cop car.
It's like 110 that day.
I'm just sweating my ass off.
And they conned her into letting them search the house.
They're like, he said it was okay.
Kind of pulling that kind of stuff, you know?
So they assumed I was, like, dealing drugs, right?
And...
Five hours go by.
I'm like, I'm like pissed off at this time.
I'm like, they're like, we're going to bring you back to your house.
They searched the whole house.
They find like a little bit of weed in like a needle for like, you know, human growth hormone.
So I said, listen, my neighbors already think I'm like a drug dealer.
Could you please like bring me back an undercover car?