Ben Schwartz

It's not real. That's not real anymore.

It's not real. That's not real anymore.

He is the best. I was a page at that place. I watched him do it. I watched him my whole life. My parents would be lying down on their bed like this. I'm perpendicular to them. And we would all watch Letterman every single night. Wow. It was such a big deal in our house. And then when I was a page there, And I hustled my way to get that job. We didn't know anybody.

He is the best. I was a page at that place. I watched him do it. I watched him my whole life. My parents would be lying down on their bed like this. I'm perpendicular to them. And we would all watch Letterman every single night. Wow. It was such a big deal in our house. And then when I was a page there, And I hustled my way to get that job. We didn't know anybody.

He is the best. I was a page at that place. I watched him do it. I watched him my whole life. My parents would be lying down on their bed like this. I'm perpendicular to them. And we would all watch Letterman every single night. Wow. It was such a big deal in our house. And then when I was a page there, And I hustled my way to get that job. We didn't know anybody.

So it's like I got so lucky in getting that job. And when I was a pager, I saw him every night. And then when I started freelancing for the monologue, whenever he ended all of his monologues, he would point to Paul Schaefer and say, ladies and gentlemen, Paul Schaefer and the CBS Orchestra. And that's how you know no more jokes are going to be said.

So it's like I got so lucky in getting that job. And when I was a pager, I saw him every night. And then when I started freelancing for the monologue, whenever he ended all of his monologues, he would point to Paul Schaefer and say, ladies and gentlemen, Paul Schaefer and the CBS Orchestra. And that's how you know no more jokes are going to be said.

So it's like I got so lucky in getting that job. And when I was a pager, I saw him every night. And then when I started freelancing for the monologue, whenever he ended all of his monologues, he would point to Paul Schaefer and say, ladies and gentlemen, Paul Schaefer and the CBS Orchestra. And that's how you know no more jokes are going to be said.

And so me as a page, I'm there helping people in the audience. How cute. Oh, yeah. I just posted that yesterday because I did Colbert yesterday. Oh, cool. That's me as a page on the bottom. Wow. So 20 years ago. That's me 20 years ago. That's amazing. And so then anytime you'd point, you know, it's over, I know I didn't get a joke on.

And so me as a page, I'm there helping people in the audience. How cute. Oh, yeah. I just posted that yesterday because I did Colbert yesterday. Oh, cool. That's me as a page on the bottom. Wow. So 20 years ago. That's me 20 years ago. That's amazing. And so then anytime you'd point, you know, it's over, I know I didn't get a joke on.

And so me as a page, I'm there helping people in the audience. How cute. Oh, yeah. I just posted that yesterday because I did Colbert yesterday. Oh, cool. That's me as a page on the bottom. Wow. So 20 years ago. That's me 20 years ago. That's amazing. And so then anytime you'd point, you know, it's over, I know I didn't get a joke on.

So I started to say like, fuck, and you could hear it in the show. And I started to get yelled at by the audience person being like, Ben, you can't be on the floor anymore because you're cursing when you don't get your jokes on. And I was like, I'm so sorry. I had no idea you could hear that. That's amazing.

So I started to say like, fuck, and you could hear it in the show. And I started to get yelled at by the audience person being like, Ben, you can't be on the floor anymore because you're cursing when you don't get your jokes on. And I was like, I'm so sorry. I had no idea you could hear that. That's amazing.

So I started to say like, fuck, and you could hear it in the show. And I started to get yelled at by the audience person being like, Ben, you can't be on the floor anymore because you're cursing when you don't get your jokes on. And I was like, I'm so sorry. I had no idea you could hear that. That's amazing.

He's a very talented guy.

He's a very talented guy.

He's a very talented guy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.