Ep 211: Ben Schwartz - Sonic The Hedgehog 3

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Sam Morril 0:06
We're here with Ben Schwartz. He's promoting Sonic 3. Whoa. I know.
Ben Schwartz 0:10
Real open.
Sam Morril 0:11
Mm-hmm.
Ben Schwartz 0:12
Wow. You want another? We'll do another. Wait, we should talk. You just got back from roast? Yeah. Yeah, roasting the year. How does it feel? The roast of the year or the roast of the year?
Mark Normand 0:21
Roasting the year 2024. Okay, how do you guys feel? Definitely not the roast of the year. It was one of the worst of all time.
Sam Morril 0:28
I gave him the brief rundown that it was not good.
Mark Normand 0:31
Yeah.
Sam Morril 0:31
I think it'll be edited to be hopefully good.
Mark Normand 0:33
But you guys did well. You hit it. We did well. I ended horribly. I fucked up the ending.
Sam Morril 0:38
We thought it would be funny if we ended it by being like, oh my God, we're going to get canceled. And we pretend and Mark picks up the phone and then goes, oh shit, Trump just made a secretary of agriculture. Oh, that's good. That's funny.
Ben Schwartz 0:50
It killed.
Sam Morril 0:50
We did it at the club and it killed. And then we did it there and it got, we didn't have a phone. We forgot to bring a phone up. So the actor Simon Rex is in the front row. So you asked for his phone? So we said, Simon, can we have your phone? He just gave us his phone. Oh, that's cool. And you still have his phone now?
Ben Schwartz 1:03
Yeah, we took it wet. Very cool.
Sam Morril 1:06
But it didn't work.
Ben Schwartz 1:06
Are you guys able, if you have a good set, how do you, because it seems like you're both very chill. If you have a good set, would you give yourself credit? Would you say we killed or would you always say like, yeah, we did well? We'd go, we got through that. That was good. So you're never like, we crushed? No. Rarely. Even when you feel like you did, you just can't say it? No.
Mark Normand 1:25
Why do you think that is? Because there's always something wrong. You can always find a way.
Sam Morril 1:28
You always feel like a fraud on some level where like if it's a special, you're like, well, now I got to write a whole new act. It's hard to celebrate the win.
Ben Schwartz 1:34
So you can't even enjoy it.
Sam Morril 1:35
I can't.
Ben Schwartz 1:36
Wow. I get that. I'm bad at enjoying things at the moment. I'm always worried about the next thing.
Sam Morril 1:40
Because you got a big movie up. You got to go on a press tour, right? So you're like, fuck. That sucks. The press tour?
Ben Schwartz 1:45
Yeah. Great. It's fun. This is the very last thing on the entire press tour. I've been doing press for three months. Yeah, you seem wiped. I'm sick. I don't feel great. International. He went international. Yeah, we went to Brazil and London and LA and New York. And this is it. We're ending. This is it. We're ending. I can't wait. This is amazing. All right. Well, hey, we're happy to have you. I want this to be seven hours long. I want us to really have a marathon. We can do that.
Sam Morril 2:10
Sonic is kind of crazy it took this long to make a Sonic movie.
Ben Schwartz 2:14
Are you a video game fan?
Sam Morril 2:16
As a kid growing up, I liked it, but I'm a younger brother, so my brother would make me be Tails.
Ben Schwartz 2:22
Yeah, of course.
Sam Morril 2:22
I was like, this game fucking sucks.
Ben Schwartz 2:24
I'm not even on the screen.
Sam Morril 2:25
Right, right, right.
Ben Schwartz 2:26
Every now and then you lift Sonic up.
Sam Morril 2:28
But then he'd leave and I'd get to play his and I'd be like, oh, this is kind of cool. Oh, that is cool. Sonic's, hey, it was legendary. The best.
Ben Schwartz 2:33
Turned into a little ball. The best. Come on, what are we doing? I was Younger Brother 2. I was Luigi. I shot a CEO. Oh, yeah. There you go. Oh, no. Got it.
Mark Normand 2:41
Yeah, there you go. Is he younger? Is Luigi the young one?
Ben Schwartz 2:44
I assume, although he's taller. He's taller. They're not twin brothers, right? Mario and Luigi? I don't know if they're twin. I thought they were related. They've got to be brothers. Give it a go. They're definitely brothers. They're Super Mario brothers.
Mark Normand 2:53
Oh, there you go.
Ben Schwartz 2:54
Mario's supposed to be 43. Okay, what's Luigi? I was right. God, this is a great question. How old is Luigi? What do you think their last names are? Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. Is that right?
Sam Morril 3:07
Luigi's 24?
Ben Schwartz 3:08
Wait, so how old is Mario?
Sam Morril 3:09
Wow, they look like shit. That's a different mother.
Ben Schwartz 3:12
Yeah, I thought they were like 48. By the way, 24 and 26 for full mustache is crazy to me. Well, they're bucking their wops. This is crazy. I was 24 years old.
Mark Normand 3:25
Great. So their last name is Mario.

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