Ben Schwartz

If you do two, you make some money. Yeah, I bet that's how it works. Oh, you're going all over. Yeah, you got to go all over. Oh, Vets is a great one. We sold out Sydney Opera House, so we did a state theater show right before it. Hell yeah. Wow. And then we're going to go to Melbourne. But this is great. You guys ever been to Paramount Theater in Seattle? Yes.

One of my favorite venues to perform comedy. It's nice. And Prince used to play there, or Prince has played there. I didn't know that. I like sometimes looking through and seeing what other people have played.

One of my favorite venues to perform comedy. It's nice. And Prince used to play there, or Prince has played there. I didn't know that. I like sometimes looking through and seeing what other people have played.

One of my favorite venues to perform comedy. It's nice. And Prince used to play there, or Prince has played there. I didn't know that. I like sometimes looking through and seeing what other people have played.

It's rejectedjokes.com because when I started to freelance jokes for Letterman, I used to take all the ones that he rejected and I would perform them to zero people. And then I put those videos on the Internet and that's how I started. Whoa. That's smart. Crazy. And because there's a low bar already. And nobody's in the audience, so they all bomb. And then I just release them.

It's rejectedjokes.com because when I started to freelance jokes for Letterman, I used to take all the ones that he rejected and I would perform them to zero people. And then I put those videos on the Internet and that's how I started. Whoa. That's smart. Crazy. And because there's a low bar already. And nobody's in the audience, so they all bomb. And then I just release them.

It's rejectedjokes.com because when I started to freelance jokes for Letterman, I used to take all the ones that he rejected and I would perform them to zero people. And then I put those videos on the Internet and that's how I started. Whoa. That's smart. Crazy. And because there's a low bar already. And nobody's in the audience, so they all bomb. And then I just release them.

And that's like how I. Wow. I haven't updated this in a long time.

And that's like how I. Wow. I haven't updated this in a long time.

And that's like how I. Wow. I haven't updated this in a long time.

Bodegacatwhiskey.com. You have your own whiskey? Oh, yeah. We'll give you a bottle. How does that happen? Do you go to where they make it? It's a long story. It's a long process. We make it in a bathtub, and then we ship it out. God, how exciting. I can't believe you guys make the labels for this and everything.

Bodegacatwhiskey.com. You have your own whiskey? Oh, yeah. We'll give you a bottle. How does that happen? Do you go to where they make it? It's a long story. It's a long process. We make it in a bathtub, and then we ship it out. God, how exciting. I can't believe you guys make the labels for this and everything.

Bodegacatwhiskey.com. You have your own whiskey? Oh, yeah. We'll give you a bottle. How does that happen? Do you go to where they make it? It's a long story. It's a long process. We make it in a bathtub, and then we ship it out. God, how exciting. I can't believe you guys make the labels for this and everything.

It's building, for sure.

It's building, for sure.

It's building, for sure.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's awesome. We're going to retire on this beauty. Where are you going to be?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's awesome. We're going to retire on this beauty. Where are you going to be?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's awesome. We're going to retire on this beauty. Where are you going to be?

Oh, okay. I'll hear it.