Ben Shapiro

The remarks.

Well, well, well, I have some questions.

I'm not sure a straight man has ever said in the history of humanity, if someone breaks into my house, I'm going to rape him, but not in a gay way.

Somehow, somehow, someway, Graham Platner is now more gay than James Tallarico.

I also have to ask, why is it that so many prominent Democrats seem to have these bizarre fantasies?

It's really weird.

And why do they talk to their women about it?

Do you remember the Barack Obama story in which he literally wrote a letter to his girlfriend at the time talking about how he fantasized about other men?

What is happening, man?

Is this the most masculine thing?

I didn't realize the warrior ethos contained a proviso that you're supposed to rape invaders.

Man, whatever you do, don't stumble by accident into his apartment in the middle of the night.

My goodness.

You just get lost.

This is now deliverance.

You get stuck on a main back road somewhere and you knock on the door for help and the door is open.

No one answers and the door opens and suddenly it's Graham Platner breathing heavy in your ear.

What in the F?

But not in a gay way.

Not in a gay way.