Ben Shapiro

You know.

Listen, just just because I have fantasies about, you know, you know, like having sex with men who come into my apartment uninvited.

That doesn't mean I'm gay.

It means I'm the straightest.

In fact, you talking about it is gay.

You're the gay one.

It's you.

You picked him.

Your fault, Democrats.

You did it.

By the way, it is kind of an incredible pattern.

Like Bernie Sanders also wrote like bizarre, weird fantasies when he was young.

And he's the big Platner endorser.

Listen, it would take a heart of stone not to laugh.

Truly, what Democrats thought of as like the Uber man, the guy who is going to win over all those blue-collar Trump voters, is the guy who, if you were stuck at a bar with him and you were drinking a beer and he started talking about his fantasies of home invasion, you would immediately, immediately start backing slowly, slowly away.

Immediately.

I love the campaign.

Couldn't even deny it.

That's the part that's gross, which means, by the way, you just have to understand.

It's like, it's super funny.