Ben Shapiro

Drew is better at self-delusion, but worse at pretend.

I'm awful at pretend.

But you're really good at convincing.

Right, I know.

But the problem is that you're able to convince yourself of things that ain't so.

I think the most important thing is that Syria should run Lebanon.

What I learned today is that Syria should run Lebanon, that Iran actually is owed money, and that we should actually allow them to have as many missiles as they want because that's only fair.

Those are some of the things that I learned today.

I'm excited to learn all these things.

Oh man, I'm not sure what to pick.

I mean, there's so many wonderful aspects to it.

I'm not sure whether it's the immediate release of sanctions without any further guarantee of anything remotely like nuclear disarmament.

Well, you can hear what you want or you could just read the text.

Then I'm not sure whether I also like the part where we essentially say that the straightforward moves can be told.

That's really exciting news.

Very, very into that.

Very, very into the idea that Iran should have massive funds released to it.

The president said that today.

That was that was great.

or the part where he said that essentially the Syrians should take over Lebanon, which is an interesting idea that worked brilliantly between 1970 and 2005 when the Syrians literally ran Lebanon and it didn't go so hot.