Ben Soffer

And I think because I haven't been superfluous with my requests, I now I'm not getting any shit.

And I think because I haven't been superfluous with my requests, I now I'm not getting any shit.

I feel terrible for the guy sitting next to you on the plane on a same-day cigar trip.

I feel terrible for the guy sitting next to you on the plane on a same-day cigar trip.

I feel terrible for the guy sitting next to you on the plane on a same-day cigar trip.

That's no good. You probably smell terrible. Not good. Not good. I love, I actually hate, I was about to say I love a cigar. I hate cigars. I love the idea of them so much, but I just, I'm just a bad cigar smoker. If I smoke a cigar, I have to get those little short stories as they call them. And then I just feel like a wuss.

That's no good. You probably smell terrible. Not good. Not good. I love, I actually hate, I was about to say I love a cigar. I hate cigars. I love the idea of them so much, but I just, I'm just a bad cigar smoker. If I smoke a cigar, I have to get those little short stories as they call them. And then I just feel like a wuss.

That's no good. You probably smell terrible. Not good. Not good. I love, I actually hate, I was about to say I love a cigar. I hate cigars. I love the idea of them so much, but I just, I'm just a bad cigar smoker. If I smoke a cigar, I have to get those little short stories as they call them. And then I just feel like a wuss.

Like I'm sitting next to my brother-in-law who's chiefing down like a foot long cigar. And I'm here with this short story that I can barely get through without vomiting. Like it's just so emasculating. Emasculinating?

Like I'm sitting next to my brother-in-law who's chiefing down like a foot long cigar. And I'm here with this short story that I can barely get through without vomiting. Like it's just so emasculating. Emasculinating?

Like I'm sitting next to my brother-in-law who's chiefing down like a foot long cigar. And I'm here with this short story that I can barely get through without vomiting. Like it's just so emasculating. Emasculinating?

That's fascinating. Okay. So I should be experimenting with longer cigars, but I've also heard I used to, you can't smoke one that's too dark. I have to smoke the lighter ones, the ones that are too dark or too heavy. So I need a long light one.

That's fascinating. Okay. So I should be experimenting with longer cigars, but I've also heard I used to, you can't smoke one that's too dark. I have to smoke the lighter ones, the ones that are too dark or too heavy. So I need a long light one.

That's fascinating. Okay. So I should be experimenting with longer cigars, but I've also heard I used to, you can't smoke one that's too dark. I have to smoke the lighter ones, the ones that are too dark or too heavy. So I need a long light one.

We haven't spoken about your love and aficionado for cigars.

We haven't spoken about your love and aficionado for cigars.

We haven't spoken about your love and aficionado for cigars.

Thousand percent. Have you been to Club Macanudo in New York?

Thousand percent. Have you been to Club Macanudo in New York?

Thousand percent. Have you been to Club Macanudo in New York?