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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your host. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's The Toast. They sound amazing.
Welcome back to The Toast. Happy mundaries, you guys. Today's such an exciting Monday because I am joined by Buon Gelish, Ben Soffer, Claudia's husband, host of The Good Guys, Lish on the Dish.
Lish on the Dish, happy to fill in. My codrus has fallen ill.
I'm actually really excited. I'm sad that Claudia is sick, but I'm really excited to be co-hosting with you. Just, like, shake it up.
I love co-hosting with you.
I need a little disruption.
Yeah, you know, we could do this all the time on The Good Guys. Like, you're always welcome. I think I invited you to come on, like, a couple of weeks ago. I was like, come on. You said, yeah, maybe.
I think I said, yeah, but, like, set it up. Make it easy for me. Like, you know, I'm a guest.
We're here. It's easy.
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Chapter 2: Who is co-hosting and what is their excitement about?
We're always hosting together.
I totally agree. Lish on the dish.
Lish on the dish. I'm excited to just shake it up. Get your perspective. There's so many ongoing stories right now that Claudia and I have sort of circled the drain on. So it's like time for a fresh perspective.
You're also lucky. Like, you know, I live with my head in my ass and I know nothing about everything. And I somehow know everything. everything about what's going on right now in pop culture. I know everything. I've been consuming, I've been watching, I've been doing. Claudia's controlling the remote and I am focusing, okay?
I think that has to do with, you know I've been keeping my version of Shabbat where I shut my phone from Friday night to Saturday night and then torture the people around me to do menial tasks for me. But I can't just be on my phone, so she puts on something. I'm watching Mormon Wives, okay? I'm watching Love Story by JFK. I can't be doing anything else.
I'm reading my book, Miraculously Bright Creatures.
Wonderful, isn't it? Thank you.
Wonderful book. I'm about 60% of the way through, page 205. Do you think you'll be finishing it anytime soon? Yeah, I'm doing about... Maybe in like three Saturdays? I'm doing about 20% a Saturday.
Okay.
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Chapter 3: What fresh perspective is being sought in pop culture discussions?
And it's just so me. Like, she's friends with an octopus.
That's so you.
That's so me. I would be friends with an octopus. Like, I don't have octopuses in my orbit to be friends with. But if somebody introduced me to an octopus, I would be friends with an octopus.
You're just a friendly guy.
I'm friendly.
Yeah.
So friendly. Drove the car here today. Noticed there's a little ladybug as I brought down my window. Little ladybug. And I was thinking to myself, what do I do with this ladybug? I stopped. I turned off the car. I returned the ladybug to where she belonged.
Did you make a wish?
No, I just said, I hope you have a great day.
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Chapter 4: What recent experiences have they had that relate to pop culture?
I kind of speed.
The Tesla's very easy to speed.
It is.
The Tesla's very easy to speed in. I've told the story where I took your Tesla to, Josh and I did a speeding engagement in Orlando. And I couldn't go below 120. Really? Yeah, because it's a go-kart. Like once you're on the open highway and you're trying to go 200 miles, it's a fucking go-kart. Yeah. And you run out of gas like that. Yeah. The second you start to speed, I looked it up afterwards.
I'm like, these Teslas fucking suck. And they were saying once you go over 90, your battery just drops.
Oh, really? Well, I've never gotten 90. I just mean like, you know, I'm always going over.
You're going 50 in a 30.
Is that the Sam Hunt song? Oh, going 50 in a 30. 15? No, drive slow. We want to drive slow, so 15 in a 30.
By the way, that's much more dangerous. Nobody talks about that. Driving 15 in a 30 is more dangerous than driving 50 in a 30.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of Chapel Roan's incident with a young fan?
Like, what is your wife doing moving out of the house with a two-month-old?
Yeah. I've been we need the week like a hundred times.
Yeah.
I don't even know what I ever did for it. Like we need the week is like a fun, soft thing.
It is. But if you don't follow the show and you think we're just like crowning people weenie, like you don't realize that it's like really not that serious. And I think taken out of context, it comes off a lot harsher. And usually we don't clip it. So I don't know. We were just laughing so hard. We were like clip. But I didn't realize like what that would look like to someone who's not a toaster.
Yeah. Well.
whatever yeah but it's just like funny that it's made news i was on my just my own instagram no it's funny i saw it's a huge clip that's why like you're saying we shouldn't have clipped him like he kind of should have no like like the clip crushed i was just funny i was just scrolling my instagram imagine this and i see like from a reality tv recap account i saw the same post like a screenshot of our clip with michaela's comment on it i didn't know that she had commented on our post and i was like
Is that me? I was in shock. I literally said it to my group chat. I'm like, this is my worst nightmare. This is my worst nightmare. Like, it could stop me from doing the job. Like, I hate when I talk about anyone, good or bad. Obviously, bad is worse. And they see it.
Yeah.
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Chapter 6: How does the discussion shift to Kevin Hart's upcoming live roast?
I got out of Hulu and then went back and I just don't miss it.
It was a great show that literally... I think the writers just left... I scrolled on my phone for 20 minutes. I came back. We're in the same scene. They're still. Wow. OK, we don't have to talk about it. But like if you watch that show, it's absolute dreck. And Chapel Roan is a disgusting human.
Yeah. So Chapel Roan is speaking out following an alleged incident with a soccer player's young daughter. This story is very layered. So Jorginho. is a soccer player who was in, where was this? In Sao Paulo. They were in a hotel in Sao Paulo where Chap is performing. And Jorginho is a very big soccer player. And he was with his wife who shares a child with Jude Law, coincidentally.
His wife's name's Catherine Harding and the daughter is an 11-year-old named Ada Law. They were at the hotel breakfast where they saw Chapel Roan walk by. And so the daughter, who's a big fan of Chapel, went to Chapel's table, just walked past to confirm it was her and then went back to her table. Like, oh my God, freaking out. You know how that is. Yes.
Then a security guard comes over to Georgina's table and like berates the young daughter for, quote, harassing chapel like that. That's not what you should do. But mind you, the girl did not ask for a photo, did not say anything, just like walk past, saw her favorite singer and like went back to her table. Giddy.
Jorgen Ho posted to social media, like, lacing into her, into Chapel for treating her fans this way because the girl did nothing wrong. She's an 11-year-old. She was excited. Like, why send security on her to scare her? She was crying, and it was just a mess.
Everyone has since come down on Chapel for, you know, being so nasty to her fans and the children, and, like, these are the people who support you. Chapel made a video from her bed rolling around laughing, saying that that was not her security guard who did that. She had no idea that this happened. She didn't, like...
send anyone to say anything to the girl she didn't the girl didn't ask for anything from her she didn't even notice the girl and that was not her security guard who did that and now what I mean I've hated Chapel Rowan for quite some time yeah me as well because Pink Pony Club was a fucking banger I love that song okay like I was dancing to it I was like Pink Pony Club
I'm gonna keep on dancing at the Pink Pony Club. I was in on the Pink Pony Club. And then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, she became just like crazy pro-pally. And I just like, I was just like, what are you, what is happening here? Like how? And ever since then, I've just like not been a fan of hers. I'll still hear it. It's like my same plight with Kanye. Like Kanye's on in the club.
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Chapter 7: What is the significance of Maya Hawke starring in 'God of the Woods'?
It especially happens to me. Somebody will approach me and say, oh my God, my wife's such a huge fan of your wife. I don't know who you are, but such a huge fan. Do you mind saying hi on behalf of your wife? Or they're always not pleasant encounters is what I'm trying to say. It doesn't mean that you're rude.
The only reason that you have the job that you have is because of the people that support you. Including that 11-year-old girl. You are like a Gen Z... Phenom, which is even more of a problematic issue with her politics, whatever, but...
But whatever.
But whatever.
Back to the matter at hand. Like, if you've been following Chapel, this is not surprising. Like, she yells at everyone. The thing is, like, I feel like she has no plausible deniability here because, like, we just were reporting on her yelling at the fans and the photographers in Paris.
Every red carpet she goes on, she's yelling at everyone for taking her picture, even though she stepped onto a red carpet to get her picture taken. Like, she's just angry towards anyone who, like, wants to engage with her in, like, a fan sort of way. So, like, when we heard the story, no one was like, Chapel would never do that. We were like, oh my gosh, chapel.
So I don't know if I believe her, but I don't know her well enough to know if like, she seems like a crazy person. Is she a liar? I don't know. Is that who security is that? If not hers, what is it? Breakfast security? Like who's going up to her?
But it doesn't matter. Like there's enough people coming out saying that you're mean to your fans.
Right. So if it wasn't this exact instant. Or it's like maybe she didn't send security on the little girl, but like she knows, like her security knows that like she doesn't want people around her coming up to her. So like maybe they acted on Chapel's wishes without her having to like send it on from up high on this one. Yeah. You know what I mean? I do.
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Chapter 8: What are the key themes of the new dating show, 'Age of Attraction'?
Yeah.
If you don't want to be in the public eye, stay home.
yeah or or like or don't go to powers fashion week yeah um so this was not a good one for her and she doesn't really have a great track record where we could like believe give her the benefit of the doubt here that she had nothing to do with this because like what yeah and if she did have nothing to do with this who was this person yeah i don't know the pink pony club pink pony club that's your one
It was a really good song.
I think there was one. Whenever I hear one, then I'm like, oh, that's good. But then I hear it's Shabba. I'm like, oh, I guess never mind. But there was one that I once heard. It was like Super Phenomenon. I thought that one sounded good.
I don't know. I don't know it.
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