None Ya Bidness: Tuesday, September 22nd, 2026
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What is the opening theme and purpose of this episode?
Good morning
girlies, it's
the tall
It's Jackson Claud and we're your host.
It's your favorite show. The fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the Toast and happy Tuesday. That feels like a Monday, obviously, because it's our first show of the week, but it's our first show of sort of the rebirth of Jackson Claude. Talk about two atone. This is the atonement, the sequel. The atonement is here.
It's the first one. Oh skinny. It's the first day of the rest of our year.
Yes, and of course as Now the year can
begin.
And of course, as always this time of year, like we are setting off with beautiful intentions of love and kindness and generosity of spirit.
I'm cracking up 'cause when I was in Schul yesterday and I was doing my toning and I was reading the prayer book and I I went to the English translation just to like see exactly of all the sins that I'm saying sorry for. Guilty of And it's funny 'cause I think we were saying last week on the Patreon or here how I like there's a couple of things I wanna tinker. I really hadn't been thinking that big of ev and like when I was reading all the things that I'm apologizing for. It was just like like literally everything. Like what? Come to pull it up. Oh, you don't remember one single one that you read? It was like The really and I think the point of it, actually I wanna pull it up because it was so wide ranging and like every little like tiny infraction ever.
And I think the point is meant to be like nobody is perfect. There is nobody who did not sin this year. Right, right, of course. And we're not we're not like striving for perfection, you know. Of course. There's always gonna be sins, but we are trying for betterness because like when you think of the sins, it's not just the big ones. Like it's not just murder and less than. No, right,
of course. I didn't murder or commit adultery, therefore like I had a good year. Yeah, yeah. It's not just that. It's like, you know, I saw someone on the street who needed help and I walked right past them. Something like that?
No, not even that. Like down to like the the like most insignificant, like impure thought.
I well, then I'm cooked, as the kids say. Impure thoughts. Exclusively. All my thoughts are impure. I know,
like your thoughts too. That's
not like a sin that you acted on. Not only that, like I can't control my thoughts. So what does the Lord want me to do about that? That's crazy.
The point is that nobody's perfect. Let's say sorry, let's move on. I gotta work it. And try to be better.
I I will do my best. Um, certain people, i.e. Derek Huff, are making it hard for me. I like how I've like ended up in this battle with Derek Huff. Um Whatever, like new year, new me. Yeah. And I Claude. Okay. Yeah.
Forgive us. This is a different version, but here we go. Forgive us for the wrongs we have committed purposely and for those we committed under duress. Well if I was under duress Okay. Okay. For acting without thinking. Okay, fine. For giving into desire.
Constantly. Like when you think about desire, of course like I I'm not committing adultery, but I am definitely engaging in the sin of gluttony, like all the time. For sure. For being two faced.
Uh no. Not me. For betraying our friends, for betraying our spouses, never. For treating our parents and mentors without respect, never. Oh my god, we respect the hell out of mentors here. For being stubborn. Why you look at me like that? I'm not Margot. For the words of gossip we spoke. I know when I see that when I see Lesh and Hara in the book, I'm I go hard on that one. I repent extra hard. For not living up to our highest potential. That's
a sin. That's actually a chilling thought. Like, did I not live up to my highest potenti? Definitely not. Forgive us for denying the truth when we should have acknowledged it.
Oh, like things I'm in denial about, my cardboard nature. Yeah. Yeah. For taking situations lightly that we should have taken seriously. Like that's just so subjective.
No, and I feel that I understand why the Lord wrote these words in the way that he did, but I feel um
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening theme and purpose of this episode?
0:03–8:13
2
What are the five pop‑culture stories featured in the “Fast Five” segment?
8:13–15:45
3
What happened to Presley Gerber and why is it significant?
15:45–24:38
4
Who are the new cast members announced for The Traitors Season 6?
24:38–32:55
5
What is the controversy surrounding Channing Tatum’s alleged burner Instagram account?
32:55–40:00
6
How did Travis Kelce react to Taylor Swift’s cameo on Law & Order: SVU?
40:00–49:12
7
Why did Taylor Frankie Paul step away from ‘Secret Lives of Mormon Wives’?
49:12–58:16
8
Which sponsors are highlighted in this episode and what offers do they provide?
58:16–1:19:19
Speakers
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