Sinister Guys with Mormon Wives: Monday, September 14th, 2026
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Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're
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you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's The Toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. Hope everybody had a wonderful weekend, whether you were celebrating the holiday or not, whether you were hanging out with Alex Earle or not, like not a big deal. Yeah, I did both of those things. Hey Jax, how you doing? I'm doing good. Coming off the
holiday weekend, which was fulfilling but exhausting. Let me tell you, I
have so much PFFB to share. This has been the busiest weekend of my life. Like, and it started right after the toast. Like I would have had so much to say about my day on Friday. And then we had the holiday. I watched the secret lives of Mormon wise. I hung out with Alex Earl at a star studded wedding last night. Like I have so much to share. I think we should just go chronologically.
Okay. What happened on Friday?
So I told you guys I was going down, um, to the World Trade Center on 9-11. I actually went like across the street. It was not like in, I thought I went to the wrong building, whatever. I don't know if you know about this thing called Charity Day for, you know, Cantor Fitzgerald.
I know Cantor Fitzgerald and I know their story on 9-11.
Yeah, they were like, I think one of the companies that lost the most employees like a couple hundred. And what they ended up doing was like rebuilding their whole company and like creating this huge fund for the families. Like still to this day, like anyone of their employees, family members like are covered by their insurance and they got like millions of dollars. It was like an amazing. And they do this thing called charity day every year where it's, I don't know what they do for it. Like it's like a financial services form, like day traders and stuff. Like I thought it was a law firm, but no, no. It's like, it was like Wolf of Wall Street, like day trading. And every 9-11, they give back to a million organizations.
All these organizations can sign up to have celebrity ambassadors come and do day trades at the office and a portion of the proceeds. And it's turned into this obviously amazing millions of dollars donated every year, but also star-studded affair. I think a lot of celebrities want to be a part of it. And I was asked to be a part of it for Big Vision, which is a New York City-based organization started by my friend Beatrice, which... does like a bunch of work in the sober community in New York city. And so we went to like raise money and okay. Like obviously I was there for charity and it was like amazing nine 11, but like my head was on a swivel. I was being, I like, I, I was technically like one of the celebrities, but I wasn't like, I was like literally being like a rat, like running around looking for everyone.
It was like true. A-list Alex Earl was there, but I did miss her. It was fine. Cause we hung out
on Sunday,
caught up later in the weekend. Correct. Correct. Carl Anthony Towns. Ben was with me. He was freaking OG Ananobi was there. All the Knicks were there, except I don't think I, I don't know if Jalen Brunson was there. All these athletes, a couple of people like who I had no idea who they were, but like everyone was freaking Shaq was there. Viola Davis was there. Like it was sick. And I like was day trading. And there was, by the way, like every, there were so many swirlies, like the finance swirlies, they found me. So how do you day trade? That's a good question. So basically how I understood it to be was that you stand in front of this huge monitor, like this huge monitor and you trade, like you have phones and they're not like phone
phones. They're like,
yes, it was kind of like old school. So you'll talk to a broker. So when they had a trade, they would like call a celebrity over. It's like, I took this trade. Oh my, this guy, I don't know. I assumed like a lot of the guys I was speaking to, like had no idea who I was. Sometimes they were hoping to get like, you know, Tiger Woods and they got Turney Lou.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What do the hosts talk about at the start of the episode?
0:03–8:06
2
How do the hosts explain day‑trading at the charity event?
8:06–17:59
3
What happened at the wedding and pizza lunch in New York?
17:59–23:25
4
How do the hosts reflect on Rosh Hashanah and the holiday season?
23:25–1:07:03
5
What are the main takeaways from the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives recap?
1:07:03–1:21:38
Speakers
2 identifiedMore from The Toast
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