Dakota's Ricotta: Wednesday, September 16th, 2026
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What do the hosts talk about when they first open the episode?
Good morning girlies, it's the tall It's Jackson Claud and we're your host.
It's
your favorite show, the fast five things you need to
know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy, uh, what is that? Hump day on Wednesday, where we love an important day. On Wednesday, we're gonna ping. Yes. Um, happy Wednesday. It's hump day, an important day of the week, kind of structurally, kind of in an integral part, some might say. And I'm joined here by one of my favorite swirlies in the universe. That's so sweet. It's Jacques. That's Jacques Folia. Jacques
Vole. The top swirly, head swirly in charge. Well,
I feel like um no. Біка.
Are you the number one swirly in this group? Tipher first. I'm the head swirly in charge, I think.
I don't know that that's true actually, like factually. I think that uh yeah. Should we make merch? Kind of how like Jack's Taylor made number one guy in this group merch, we should make number one swirly in the universe group. Oh merch. Sure, sure. Merch alert.
Not merchal art.
No, hope everybody's having a great day. I watch Dancing with the Stars Last and it's kind of all I can think about. Like, take me to Paris and dance for a baguette with me, you know? Like, I can't stop thinking about Paris Baguette for by Julianne Huff.
Was that in permission
of something? Was that sponsored by Paris? No, Paris Baguette. It's like an Aubon Pond. It's like a chain of like bakeries type. Have you seen it? I think it
was like for the new season of Emily in Paris. I didn't know why we were dancing in Paris.
They had like a sponsored segment prior to that with like a shout-out to our sponsor and then Julianne choreographed. A dance for Paris Spaghetti and it's like Paris Spaghetti. I've only been to one, there's like one in Times Square, but it's like an airport chain. Yes, yes. It's not like it's Paris in name only, you know? Like, I don't think the Parisians claim one part of Paris Spaghet.
I feel like Julienne was told like choreograph a dance for Paris Spaghet, and she didn't ask any further questions. Oh, I'm
I'm actually so glad you brought that up because I saw Julianne on the Dancing with a Star podcast podcast explaining the whole choreography, ready? Okay. First of all, this was such a big deal. I
didn't bring that by the way, like you did.
No, no. Like the choreography and Julianne. Like she told this insane story. So Julianne was basically saying just sort of like context, contextually, this was such an important dance for Julienne because she hasn't choreographed. I think every dance
is important for Julienne.
But that's the thing. She hasn't choreographed since 2015, since she won her Emmy with Derek. Yeah. And so this was like sort of her big comeback for a sponsored thing. Um, and so actually the choreography and just like the scene that they were setting in general was inspired by this whirlwind evening Julianne had in Paris with this guy. She said it was like all very PG, but it was like this Parisian man, like took her all over Paris to like the love bridge, the lock bridge. Is that who Jan Ravnik plays? Yes, they shared a kiss at the end of the night and it was like all very inspired by this sort of whimsical evening Julianne Hoff spent in Paris, sponsored by Paris Baguette.
And did you go out of your way to listen to the Dancing with the Stars podcast, or how did that find you?
I feel that I will not even answer such an insulting question because you know I just saw a clip on TikTok. Like, no, I did not go out of my way. I don't even listen to my own podcast. I don't even listen to my husband's podcast. You think I'm listening to the Dancing with the Stars podcast hosted by Andy Richter. They're operating like on all cylinders. They've got Caitlin Bristow on TikTok. They've got the Andy Richter podcast. Then they said there was some other like after show hosted by someone. Like it's a lot.
Yeah, it is a lot. But they have so many personalities and they don't know what to do with them. Like Robert Irwin standing there.
It's true.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What do the hosts talk about when they first open the episode?
0:03–4:08
2
How do the hosts break down their obsession with Dancing with the Stars?
4:08–42:30
3
What is the “Truth of the Day” segment and why does it matter?
42:30–44:01
4
What are the legal nuances of serving on a jury with a criminal record?
44:01–47:35
5
Why did Dakota Johnson and Machine Gun Kelly hide out at Taylor Swift’s apartment?
47:35–58:45
6
What new home fragrance collection does Bath & Body Works promote?
58:45–1:01:20
7
How did the hosts recap the Dancing with the Stars season premiere and voting drama?
1:01:20–1:26:12
Speakers
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