Bernard O'Shea

Right?

And I went, oh, yes, because I have a ripening fucking room in me house.

Like...

It's like, here, here you go.

We couldn't be arsed bringing them the whole way.

So we're going to charge you and you to do the rest of the work.

It's like, why don't I start an avocado farm out the back of me house?

Like, it's like, you're getting me to ripen them.

And there's four of them in a pack.

So you're kind of going, I'm not going to eat four all in the one day.

And I know, caveat, they do have like kind of one hard one and one soft one.

But that hard one's too hard and the soft one's gone.

Yeah.

And it's like, and I love an avocado.

And I can't have avocados out because, A, years ago already, they used to slag the shit out of me for saying, I still can't say guacamole.

And they go, oh, guacamole, guacamole, guacamole, right?

Because when you have guacamole,

guacamole guacamole whatever guacamole when you have it guacamole right okay when you have it out right they put onions in it and they put like it's like I just want I just want it with salt and and mashed up I don't want anything else what about chilli chilli flakes did you ever try chilli no no Ireland went mad on the owl chilli didn't they like we got do you know what do you know what and I blame Nevin Maguire right I blame Nevin Maguire for this and I've said it to Nevin right so it's not I'm not telling tales out of school

Ireland went mad on the old sweet chilli sauce there for a while it was on everything and I felt like going lads will you relax with the sweet chilli sauce where is the sweet chilli sauce thing coming from and it was Nevin Nevin was doing it so then all the mammies went okay Nevin's doing it so let's all get sweet chilli and I said Nevin will you relax on the sweet chilli sauce

potatoes boiled potatoes I'll put a bit of I don't want it on my salads fish fucking steak eggs I said to Nevin I said Nevin we've just gone through the Ballymaloo revolution remember Ballymaloo was on everything relish Ballymaloo relish and I love can I just say to the people of Ballymaloo relish I love the old Ballymaloo relish but not on everything