Bernie

The reindeer who have paused to stare at Bernie with disdain roll their eyes and wiggle their butts.

The reindeer gallop and take off into the dark morning sky. Ta! Interior, exterior, the real North Pole later. In Coco's tavern, the elves sit in silence, slamming down eggnog.

The reindeer gallop and take off into the dark morning sky. Ta! Interior, exterior, the real North Pole later. In Coco's tavern, the elves sit in silence, slamming down eggnog.

The reindeer gallop and take off into the dark morning sky. Ta! Interior, exterior, the real North Pole later. In Coco's tavern, the elves sit in silence, slamming down eggnog.

The bartender pours another nod. Breaking the melancholy, Bernie runs through the doors. Once again, she's dressed like a Christmas idiot.

The bartender pours another nod. Breaking the melancholy, Bernie runs through the doors. Once again, she's dressed like a Christmas idiot.

The bartender pours another nod. Breaking the melancholy, Bernie runs through the doors. Once again, she's dressed like a Christmas idiot.

Bernie squats as she catches her breath. The elves don't react.

Bernie squats as she catches her breath. The elves don't react.

Bernie squats as she catches her breath. The elves don't react.

The rest of the elves.

The rest of the elves.

The rest of the elves.

Oroto pulls out a magical device that shows security footage from hidden cameras placed in the eyes of elves on their shelves from around the world. We focus in on footage of a person using the toilet.

Oroto pulls out a magical device that shows security footage from hidden cameras placed in the eyes of elves on their shelves from around the world. We focus in on footage of a person using the toilet.

Oroto pulls out a magical device that shows security footage from hidden cameras placed in the eyes of elves on their shelves from around the world. We focus in on footage of a person using the toilet.

Bernie's about to argue, but stops.

Bernie's about to argue, but stops.

Bernie's about to argue, but stops.

The elves weren't expecting this. They don't know how to react.