Bernie

Just put me between a couple of buns.

Okay, last idea.

A pimp.

self-explanatory no no no what do you think what do you think hey that's fine you can't go i'm sorry you're gonna stay home well i better get going well hey say dad yeah do you think this weekend we could go leaf peeing like everyone's talking about you mean leaf peeping yeah that's what i said leaf peeing

Peeing, pooping, I don't care, Dad.

I just want to do it on the freshly fallen leaves so I can mark my territory before the wind takes them, spreading my seed far and wide.

You're disgusting, Dad.

I saw you pick your boogers once and eat them.

What?

And I do it again.

Bye.

I love you.

I love you, Dad.

You would.

Can I get DoorDash?

Episode 3, Exterior Night Sky, Oregon, PST. The wind whips through Santa and Bernie's hair as Santa chomps at clouds. Mmm, cotton candy.

Episode 3, Exterior Night Sky, Oregon, PST. The wind whips through Santa and Bernie's hair as Santa chomps at clouds. Mmm, cotton candy.

Episode 3, Exterior Night Sky, Oregon, PST. The wind whips through Santa and Bernie's hair as Santa chomps at clouds. Mmm, cotton candy.

Santa hands Bernie the magical scroll, which is now covered in chocolate goo. Bernie Jewish Mothers the list by licking her finger and wiping goo away.

Santa hands Bernie the magical scroll, which is now covered in chocolate goo. Bernie Jewish Mothers the list by licking her finger and wiping goo away.