Bernie

Real talk, Nicholas? I wish I was the one high right now. I know you're going through eight crazy nights in one or whatever Benjamin said, but I could really use some catatonic right now.

Uh-oh. Santa? Get me out of here! Miracle 2! Miracle 2!

Uh-oh. Santa? Get me out of here! Miracle 2! Miracle 2!

Uh-oh. Santa? Get me out of here! Miracle 2! Miracle 2!

Santa, sit down. You are about to be tackled by patriots, and then Christmas will be really wrecked.

Santa, sit down. You are about to be tackled by patriots, and then Christmas will be really wrecked.

Santa, sit down. You are about to be tackled by patriots, and then Christmas will be really wrecked.

Not good.

Not good.

Not good.

Oh no, please, please, he's got dementia. He doesn't mean any harm.

Oh no, please, please, he's got dementia. He doesn't mean any harm.

Oh no, please, please, he's got dementia. He doesn't mean any harm.

Gimbal, I need you to be not yourself right now, okay? This is an emergency.

Gimbal, I need you to be not yourself right now, okay? This is an emergency.

Gimbal, I need you to be not yourself right now, okay? This is an emergency.

Yeah, my name's short for Bernadette, but that doesn't matter. What matters is that you help me get the man you're holding to Indiana.

Yeah, my name's short for Bernadette, but that doesn't matter. What matters is that you help me get the man you're holding to Indiana.

Yeah, my name's short for Bernadette, but that doesn't matter. What matters is that you help me get the man you're holding to Indiana.

He's not claiming to be Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.