Bernie

I wish. My life would have been way cooler. Can I have the alcohol?

I wish. My life would have been way cooler. Can I have the alcohol?

Okay. Here we go. It's happening.

Okay. Here we go. It's happening.

Okay. Here we go. It's happening.

Real talk, Nicholas? I wish I was the one high right now. I know you're going through eight crazy nights in one or whatever Benjamin said, but I could really use some catatonic right now.

Real talk, Nicholas? I wish I was the one high right now. I know you're going through eight crazy nights in one or whatever Benjamin said, but I could really use some catatonic right now.

Real talk, Nicholas? I wish I was the one high right now. I know you're going through eight crazy nights in one or whatever Benjamin said, but I could really use some catatonic right now.

Uh-oh. Santa? Get me out of here! Miracle 2! Miracle 2!

Uh-oh. Santa? Get me out of here! Miracle 2! Miracle 2!

Uh-oh. Santa? Get me out of here! Miracle 2! Miracle 2!

Santa, sit down. You are about to be tackled by patriots, and then Christmas will be really wrecked.

Santa, sit down. You are about to be tackled by patriots, and then Christmas will be really wrecked.

Santa, sit down. You are about to be tackled by patriots, and then Christmas will be really wrecked.

Not good.

Not good.

Not good.

Oh no, please, please, he's got dementia. He doesn't mean any harm.

Oh no, please, please, he's got dementia. He doesn't mean any harm.

Oh no, please, please, he's got dementia. He doesn't mean any harm.