Bernie

Whoa, whoa, whoa, big guy. You can't go in there like that.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, big guy. You can't go in there like that.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, big guy. You can't go in there like that.

You will scare the shit out of the children. They're orphans. They've been through enough.

You will scare the shit out of the children. They're orphans. They've been through enough.

You will scare the shit out of the children. They're orphans. They've been through enough.

Yeah, okay, case in point. I'll fill in.

Yeah, okay, case in point. I'll fill in.

Yeah, okay, case in point. I'll fill in.

You gonna be good up here?

You gonna be good up here?

You gonna be good up here?

Is that a Hanukkah thing? You know what? No time.

Is that a Hanukkah thing? You know what? No time.

Is that a Hanukkah thing? You know what? No time.

Did you bring chocolates? Right, the hat. Ho, ho, it's me, Santa Claus. Merry Christmas, parentless children.

Did you bring chocolates? Right, the hat. Ho, ho, it's me, Santa Claus. Merry Christmas, parentless children.

Did you bring chocolates? Right, the hat. Ho, ho, it's me, Santa Claus. Merry Christmas, parentless children.

I think Santa might appear different to everyone. What Santa looks like depends on how you see him.

I think Santa might appear different to everyone. What Santa looks like depends on how you see him.