Bernie

I think Santa might appear different to everyone. What Santa looks like depends on how you see him.

¿Cómo la ves? Or how you see... No, no. That's incorrect. O como le ves. Or how you see them. That's the magic of Chanukah Christmas. Christmas. That's the magic of Christmas. It's beautiful. Yes, it is, little one. Now I got a jet. I've got more presents to deliver and a sleigh to Dee Dee. Cool? Cool.

¿Cómo la ves? Or how you see... No, no. That's incorrect. O como le ves. Or how you see them. That's the magic of Chanukah Christmas. Christmas. That's the magic of Christmas. It's beautiful. Yes, it is, little one. Now I got a jet. I've got more presents to deliver and a sleigh to Dee Dee. Cool? Cool.

¿Cómo la ves? Or how you see... No, no. That's incorrect. O como le ves. Or how you see them. That's the magic of Chanukah Christmas. Christmas. That's the magic of Christmas. It's beautiful. Yes, it is, little one. Now I got a jet. I've got more presents to deliver and a sleigh to Dee Dee. Cool? Cool.

Merry Christmas to all and to all's sleep good.

Merry Christmas to all and to all's sleep good.

Merry Christmas to all and to all's sleep good.

Of course you see Coca-Cola Claus. You're basic, Bernie.

Of course you see Coca-Cola Claus. You're basic, Bernie.

Of course you see Coca-Cola Claus. You're basic, Bernie.

Santa, stop. It's just me. Put the cane down. That wasn't the one up your butt, right?

Santa, stop. It's just me. Put the cane down. That wasn't the one up your butt, right?

Santa, stop. It's just me. Put the cane down. That wasn't the one up your butt, right?

Well, that was surprisingly chill. Like, I friggin' nailed that on the first go. I don't know what your elves were quacking about, because I got this shit down.

Well, that was surprisingly chill. Like, I friggin' nailed that on the first go. I don't know what your elves were quacking about, because I got this shit down.

Well, that was surprisingly chill. Like, I friggin' nailed that on the first go. I don't know what your elves were quacking about, because I got this shit down.

What do you say, Mel Gibson Santa? You ready to crush Christmas?

What do you say, Mel Gibson Santa? You ready to crush Christmas?

What do you say, Mel Gibson Santa? You ready to crush Christmas?

For good reason. Get in, sugar tits.