Bernie

Look, Santa, I can explain. I was just trying to help. I swear to God, please. Please don't.

I'm going to take your hand now. Please don't dislocate my shoulder.

I'm going to take your hand now. Please don't dislocate my shoulder.

I'm going to take your hand now. Please don't dislocate my shoulder.

Benjamin, what the fuck did you sell me?

Benjamin, what the fuck did you sell me?

Benjamin, what the fuck did you sell me?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, big guy. You can't go in there like that.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, big guy. You can't go in there like that.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, big guy. You can't go in there like that.

You will scare the shit out of the children. They're orphans. They've been through enough.

You will scare the shit out of the children. They're orphans. They've been through enough.

You will scare the shit out of the children. They're orphans. They've been through enough.

Yeah, okay, case in point. I'll fill in.

Yeah, okay, case in point. I'll fill in.

Yeah, okay, case in point. I'll fill in.

You gonna be good up here?

You gonna be good up here?

You gonna be good up here?

Is that a Hanukkah thing? You know what? No time.