Bernie

Montage. Cue a rock and roll Christmas song while Bernie and the elves get to work. In the town square, the elves forklift-passed out Santa out of the sleigh, put him on a stretcher, and march him into a spa called The Manger. In the barn, the elves are at work fixing the sleigh and grooming the reindeer as Bernie oversees.

At the manger spa, Santa is observed by elves. They watch from behind glass as maple syrup is administered through a long IV tube into Santa's veins. They hold their breath, but Santa remains unconscious. At the toy warehouse, the elves work over a conveyor belt. They're assembling LOL dolls one by one. Bernie grabs one of the dolls and submerges it into water.

At the manger spa, Santa is observed by elves. They watch from behind glass as maple syrup is administered through a long IV tube into Santa's veins. They hold their breath, but Santa remains unconscious. At the toy warehouse, the elves work over a conveyor belt. They're assembling LOL dolls one by one. Bernie grabs one of the dolls and submerges it into water.

At the manger spa, Santa is observed by elves. They watch from behind glass as maple syrup is administered through a long IV tube into Santa's veins. They hold their breath, but Santa remains unconscious. At the toy warehouse, the elves work over a conveyor belt. They're assembling LOL dolls one by one. Bernie grabs one of the dolls and submerges it into water.

The once new doll now appears to be wearing lingerie. Bernie looks over at an elf with judgment, and he gives her a pervy smile. At the manger spa, Bernie checks in on Santa, who is now in a room covered in mistletoe. One by one, each elf kisses Santa on the lips and waits for him to awaken. Bernie leans over to one of the elves.

The once new doll now appears to be wearing lingerie. Bernie looks over at an elf with judgment, and he gives her a pervy smile. At the manger spa, Bernie checks in on Santa, who is now in a room covered in mistletoe. One by one, each elf kisses Santa on the lips and waits for him to awaken. Bernie leans over to one of the elves.

The once new doll now appears to be wearing lingerie. Bernie looks over at an elf with judgment, and he gives her a pervy smile. At the manger spa, Bernie checks in on Santa, who is now in a room covered in mistletoe. One by one, each elf kisses Santa on the lips and waits for him to awaken. Bernie leans over to one of the elves.

Bernie sighs at the madness. At the toy warehouse, Bernie takes inventory. They're short gifts. An elf leads Bernie to a vault stocked with wall-to-wall electronics. They have all the big boy toys. Bernie looks to the elf, impressed.

Bernie sighs at the madness. At the toy warehouse, Bernie takes inventory. They're short gifts. An elf leads Bernie to a vault stocked with wall-to-wall electronics. They have all the big boy toys. Bernie looks to the elf, impressed.

Bernie sighs at the madness. At the toy warehouse, Bernie takes inventory. They're short gifts. An elf leads Bernie to a vault stocked with wall-to-wall electronics. They have all the big boy toys. Bernie looks to the elf, impressed.

The elves jump in glee, celebrating as they do by hopping and bopping all over the town.

The elves jump in glee, celebrating as they do by hopping and bopping all over the town.

The elves jump in glee, celebrating as they do by hopping and bopping all over the town.

The elves run towards Santa, who is back to the Santa we all know and love. He's a sober Santa. Bernie is forgotten and awkwardly stands alone as the elves surround the man in red.

The elves run towards Santa, who is back to the Santa we all know and love. He's a sober Santa. Bernie is forgotten and awkwardly stands alone as the elves surround the man in red.

The elves run towards Santa, who is back to the Santa we all know and love. He's a sober Santa. Bernie is forgotten and awkwardly stands alone as the elves surround the man in red.

Santa gets in the sleigh, puts on his hat, tightens his gloves, and gets ready to take off, but he stops suddenly looking around.

Santa gets in the sleigh, puts on his hat, tightens his gloves, and gets ready to take off, but he stops suddenly looking around.

Santa gets in the sleigh, puts on his hat, tightens his gloves, and gets ready to take off, but he stops suddenly looking around.

Bernie Gold? The elves part and expose Bernie, who is trying to hide in the back.