Bernie

Bernie re-enters the living room and is shocked to see the place immaculate. Fresh latkes are plated on the table, gelt bags, and gifts line the mantle that is completely intact. Hanukkah decorations out of a Kardashian theme party take over the room. It's warm, inviting, and lovely. Bernie's whole family is in disbelief. Fran has tears in her eyes.

Could have happened to anyone. Rami rolls her eyes.

Could have happened to anyone. Rami rolls her eyes.

Could have happened to anyone. Rami rolls her eyes.

Bernie in her velvet suit shuts Rami up by throwing her arms around her and embracing her in a hug.

Bernie in her velvet suit shuts Rami up by throwing her arms around her and embracing her in a hug.

Bernie in her velvet suit shuts Rami up by throwing her arms around her and embracing her in a hug.

Rami is uncomfortable, but lets a tiny bit of affection in. I'll call Gary and tell him to bring the rest of the kids over.

Rami is uncomfortable, but lets a tiny bit of affection in. I'll call Gary and tell him to bring the rest of the kids over.

Rami is uncomfortable, but lets a tiny bit of affection in. I'll call Gary and tell him to bring the rest of the kids over.

Bernie takes a bite out of a latke when she sees Rami about to eat a chocolate chip cookie. Bernie runs over to knock it out of her sister's hands.

Bernie takes a bite out of a latke when she sees Rami about to eat a chocolate chip cookie. Bernie runs over to knock it out of her sister's hands.

Bernie takes a bite out of a latke when she sees Rami about to eat a chocolate chip cookie. Bernie runs over to knock it out of her sister's hands.

Everyone looks at her in shock.

Everyone looks at her in shock.

Everyone looks at her in shock.

Bernie dumps the cookies in the trash. A little later, Bernie's extended family plays dreidel. They spin, spin, spin, laugh, eat, and be merry. Fran lands on Gimel.

Bernie dumps the cookies in the trash. A little later, Bernie's extended family plays dreidel. They spin, spin, spin, laugh, eat, and be merry. Fran lands on Gimel.

Bernie dumps the cookies in the trash. A little later, Bernie's extended family plays dreidel. They spin, spin, spin, laugh, eat, and be merry. Fran lands on Gimel.

Bernie heads to the garage. Suddenly, the front door busts open. It's Eve. She's still in her pajamas and looks like she's had a rough night. Eve frantically runs into the living room, still catching her breath. Eve paces, frenetically spilling her guts.