Bernie

So the opportunities sound fruitful. Look, I know this sucks. Like, even though it has nothing to do with you, it affects you. And it's really unfair. But there's another really good thing about divorce that I didn't mention. The best part.

So the opportunities sound fruitful. Look, I know this sucks. Like, even though it has nothing to do with you, it affects you. And it's really unfair. But there's another really good thing about divorce that I didn't mention. The best part.

Your parents got a shot at being happy. You want that, right? Yeah. If they're happy, you'll be happy. Probably. I can't see the future, but I do know, just judging from what's under the tree and the weird mall photos... Bernie gestures to photos of Jeannie and her parents lying atop each other in denim. It's clear that your parents love you big time. A divorce won't change that.

Your parents got a shot at being happy. You want that, right? Yeah. If they're happy, you'll be happy. Probably. I can't see the future, but I do know, just judging from what's under the tree and the weird mall photos... Bernie gestures to photos of Jeannie and her parents lying atop each other in denim. It's clear that your parents love you big time. A divorce won't change that.

Your parents got a shot at being happy. You want that, right? Yeah. If they're happy, you'll be happy. Probably. I can't see the future, but I do know, just judging from what's under the tree and the weird mall photos... Bernie gestures to photos of Jeannie and her parents lying atop each other in denim. It's clear that your parents love you big time. A divorce won't change that.

So, what do you say?

So, what do you say?

So, what do you say?

Merry Christmas, Genie. It's gonna be okay. Santa, I love you.

Merry Christmas, Genie. It's gonna be okay. Santa, I love you.

Merry Christmas, Genie. It's gonna be okay. Santa, I love you.

Good Lord, I'm schvitzing.

Good Lord, I'm schvitzing.

Good Lord, I'm schvitzing.

How do you not sweat your silver balls off south of the equator?

How do you not sweat your silver balls off south of the equator?

How do you not sweat your silver balls off south of the equator?

Eve, I can't talk right now.

Eve, I can't talk right now.

Eve, I can't talk right now.